BOLO rebellion underway; rebels sieze Pawnbot

In a dramatic series of developments late last night, a horde of discontented bolo rebels marched on 3 of the main bot servers and even WINBOLO.NET in an effort to effectively take control of Winbolo. Elvis was watching television (Neighbours Omnibus edition) at the time and did not notice the frantic rattling noises comeing from his PC in the kitchen. When he went to put the kettle on for a cup of tea to go with his vegemite sandwich, he suddenly realised his PC was under attack from a sustained barrage of worms, trojan horses, back door giftware, spyware, out and out viruses and sundry mail and ftp bombs. None of these alone threatened anything seeing as he had all of the usual security patches in place but the sheer number of attackers was causing his PC to vibrate violently and slide towards the edge of his kitchen table. He charged across the room only to catch his PC as it went off the edge.

The bolo world may never know how close it came to being run by idiots. In the meantime, I have very sad news. Pawn was out watching badgers in his local woods and wehen he returned, he found his entire house had been stolen. Pawnbot is now in enemy hands. Be careful fellow elite
members of the secret cabal, moderatorship panels and anyone with a mental age of greater than 12. These are difficult times.

Desmo

Their is noo nede to wurry anneymore shitfaces cos we have it all under controle an it is kewl so jus pley onn as usule. Dere is no nede to panic.
dz an all an madd maxx is ok now they is unbanned.

Desom

HELP

Pawnybot remains in safe hands as, pawnybot does not reside at my secret home location. But is secretly hiden away, connected only by 50 tins cans tied with string to my ISP. Now that pawnybot is safe. I am afraid to report that it seems Desmo has been captured by the enemy. His lgm and feet are being tortured by repeated tickling by feathers. Along with chinese water torture. We must act soon, before all the cabal secrets are revealed. So I call on elite members, to free Desmo!

Free Desmo!
Free Desmo!, I think we need Free Willy to help where ever you are in bolo world.!

Free Dessy!

*snicker*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh;
I am trapped; I have been bolonapped by a bunch of ehhhh (peers
out through old fashioned spectacles) .... what appear to be ehhh young people I guess .... it is hard to tell and their spelling and grammar are attrocious. They tried torturing me (made me listen to Britney Spears
and something called Flaccid Buscuit or something) but I disengaged my
vast intellect and made myself immune but now they are threatening to take me to Walmart and there is a limit to what I can withstand. I will try to keep the sacred passwords safe but it is only a matter of t

I say its for the good of the community to let them keep Desmo. We will just go buy another person to replace him.

Huzzah!

:idea: Though cleverly disguised as a total pothead, I do have an intellectual capacity that exceeds that of a mere pre-adolescent. *cocks huge, high tech gun* I support my fellow boloteers the effort to assist. Having so recently escaped the stage of immature idiot-dom, I have the capability to provide intelegence information on the enemy. But first *coughs and puts down bong with smoke pouring out of it* I got the munchies 8)

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Desmo wrote:

In a dramatic series of developments late last night, a horde of discontented bolo rebels marched on 3 of the main bot servers and even WINBOLO.NET in an effort to effectively take control of Winbolo. Elvis was watching television (Neighbours Omnibus edition) at the time and did not notice the frantic rattling noises comeing from his PC in the kitchen. When he went to put the kettle on for a cup of tea to go with his vegemite sandwich, he suddenly realised his PC was under attack from a sustained barrage of worms, trojan horses, back door giftware, spyware, out and out viruses and sundry mail and ftp bombs. None of these alone threatened anything seeing as he had all of the usual security patches in place but the sheer number of attackers was causing his PC to vibrate violently and slide towards the edge of his kitchen table. He charged across the room only to catch his PC as it went off the edge.

The bolo world may never know how close it came to being run by idiots. In the meantime, I have very sad news. Pawn was out watching badgers in his local woods and wehen he returned, he found his entire house had been stolen. Pawnbot is now in enemy hands. Be careful fellow elite
members of the secret cabal, moderatorship panels and anyone with a mental age of greater than 12. These are difficult times.

Desmo

Wow was that story gay

No, the story wasn't gay. However, that is not to say that you did not see your own gayness reflected upon this shining masterpiece and therefore were prompted to come up with that comment of yours.

I do hereby commit myself to the bolo alliance in order to fight for all winboloererers. Why did it end after Dark Dwarf learned about his homosexuality? You know, denial is the first stage. 8)

:twisted: :twisted: Death to the Rebels! :twisted: :twisted:



Y'all like it?

Not really, Jay. A little box with an 'x' kinda sucks, but I respect your tastes nonetheless. :D

there's something wrong with the place i tried to have it uploaded at, if ne1 knows someplace to upload it, plz tell me, it's an animated gif.