It's the end of the day, it's CP Biology and I'm bored as hell. Earlier on I'd knocked my backpack over and it had landed on the floor, depositing one small purple pen cap on the floor that was left behind after I picked up the bag. I began to toy with the cap with my shoe until the cap broke.
The teacher, who had been lecturing, stopped talking and swung his head toward me, as well as most of the class. At first my thought was "What the hell is your problem?" then I realized that it sounded exactly like I had farted. LOUD.
Class went on after a couple of embarassing seconds and I almost died trying to keep from busting out laughing.
If you've got any gems like this one, feel free to post.
this happened to me a few months ago. its not as funny as yours nova but its still pretty good. I was at a lake with one of my friends and we were taking pictures of the swans. Well the male swan decided to run us off. I was stupid enough and had layed down on the ground. Well i jump straight up and turn around to run away for the swan cause it was charging at as, and i ran straight into a tree. It wouldnt have been half as bad but there had bee a group of cute high school guys walking by and they were laughing at me. Needless to say i got a bruise the size of a quarter on my forehead.
OKAY.......This ain't really embarrassing, but what the hell. I used to work at the dining commons at my college dorm (York Hall) to earn a lil' cash. Well, we got bored, ya see, and there was this big tank of helium they used to fill balloons for some special occasion. We filled up some balloons and stuffed them inside a fresh, clean, kitchen-duty shirt. Then we put some inside a fresh pair of pants and then attached the shirt to the pants and fit a 'YORK' hat on top with a balloon in it. We suspended the complete outfit from a coat hanger and attached a dozen balloons to the top to carry the whole thing, then let it go.
It looked like someone was being airlifted over campus. Some dude in white clothes and a hat lazily floating standing up 200 feet over the college quad. Damned if that didn't raise a few eyebrows..... :D
lol Acro. That sounds soooo fucking funny.
about ten years ago in my highschool English class i was sitting with all the hot,popular girls like always. I neevr dated them or anything but we hung out on occassion. Well, I was always trying to impress them or act cool w/e. One day in class something funny happened I cant remember exactly what. The embarrassing thing is is that while i was trying to hold in my laughter, i needed some type of release. So, unexpectedly snots shot out of my nose all over my face. I covered my face and ran to the bathroom. The girls had no idea what happened I took off so fast. But, that was embarrassing, even though the girls never saw what really happened.
I threw up at Carl's Junior because my friend yelled, "GAJUMBOS!" at the top of his lugs. Luckily I made it outside over to the bushes.
It made me laugh because he was telling me the names of different breast sizes. Put two and two together.
Also, I fart in class on accident quite often. I Just continue my work and try to keep my face from turning red. If you're lucky, no one will notice. It takes practice.
Funny Thread, thanks for starting it Nova!
stupid things my friends have said....ill have more l8er...
(While throwing rocks and fireworks into open windows of a house that belonged to this guy we dont like (on halloween)......)
Suddenly this guy runs out cussing at us and holding a knife...
guy: "wanna go fuckers?!"
William: "shove it up your pussy bitch!"
Trevor: "fukkin move it! go go go"
david: (while running) "is that a fork?"
.....well it was pretty funny to us neway......
well, embarrassing for my sister. After being advised against doing so, my idiot sibling decides to ingest an entire jalapen~o from my General Tso's Chicken. After a few minutes of crying. her fortune cookie reads something like "do not perform what is ill advised", followed by my playing the Doors' Light My Fire. Sick, ain't I?
[post mandatory random green smiley here -->] :mrgreen:
Oh no.. this just happened last week.
It snowed pretty bad the night before so when I left for class at my normal time I ended up being about 20 min's late. well I hurried into the class room and sat down in the first empty seat I saw, the very first seat on the right. So I get my coat off and as I pulled my book out I saw something fling fowards the teacher, about a second later I realized what it was and about a second after that I saw it hit the teacher. Now there was a lot of noise because everybody was coming in late so the teacher had to yell really loud "WHO THREW SOMETHING AT ME!?!?" so he picks up the tampon and as hard as he could he threw it at the blackboard in the back of the room. Well nobody knew it was ne except the mexican boy next to me and some girl that was laughin her ass off.
what is so funny about farting??? damn, i fart about 15 times a day.. i dont care if i am at work, i am in line at walmart, or am at the dinner table. a fart is a fart... the funny ones are the ones that are nto loud, and smell absolutly horrible... lol...
yea, SBD's! (silent but deadly)
