Newbies are SPREADING!

Apr 17, 2004 17:41 Newbies are SPREADING!

We need to put a stop to this, the newbies are spreading, the people they kill becomes one of them and they get up and kill the people they kill are one of them and they gets up and kill... Heres a chart to describe what is happening: Today a big bunch of newbies landed in the Nevada, California area heres the chart:

Heres where they landed by next week heres where they occupy:

The week after that they now control the United States and most vets have vanished:

They may have numbers but we have skills, we need to ban together and fight off the newbies!!! Whos with me!?!?!

(Please hide the children.)

Apr 17, 2004 19:36

okay sj... I know aht you mean
I just came back from a long leave thanks tomy computer if you want me I am yours.
Let me get my skills back first

Apr 17, 2004 19:44

I'm not suicide jockey...

Apr 17, 2004 20:03

nope teh sj is dif person....uho! theyre moving into canada! wheres desmo when we need a funny comment about teh bolo inner cabal trying to stop this? :P :D :roll: 8)

Apr 17, 2004 23:41

They don't seem to have reached VIsland yet Q-man, you should be fine.

Apr 18, 2004 00:15

Instead of killing them off, just relocate them all to Kansas. There's nothing there.

Apr 18, 2004 00:28

Kinda like 'Let's ship the convicts to Australia....there's nothing there.'

Apr 18, 2004 00:35

heh....*takes out m-15 and gets ready for newbie sniping*

sui please update! how much have they spread??!!

Apr 18, 2004 00:47

Yes very good idea, send them to Kansas:

Avaided in United States uh-no!!!!!! (to be continued)

Apr 18, 2004 00:59

heh

Apr 18, 2004 01:30

Various newbies been popping up everywhere in the world, but we acted first and made them empty their rounds(they fear the wrath of the vets) and kill their builders, even though they out number us but we still trap them in and force them to Antarctica, where they sit to this day with out any internet connection...

Part II the final saga...(coming soon)

Apr 18, 2004 01:45

Final Saga, after all newbies landed we put pillboxes in the water to make sure that no newbs ascape and none of them get their hands on an internet connection, but yet there is always that one vet that goes newb....

Apr 18, 2004 02:20

This is hilarious!! Sorry, not to disrupt the flow of humor, please continue on. (Don't forget the entire solar system). :D

Apr 18, 2004 03:12

Acro wrote:
Kinda like 'Let's ship the convicts to Australia....there's nothing there.'

Well I'm from New Zealand, and I'd like to make a quick point about the dangerous wild life in Australia. Very Slippery and Poisonous (Australians...). No Need for Pill Boxes...

Apr 18, 2004 17:15

*clap clap* VERY GOOD SUICIDE! lol :lol: 8) :roll: :P :D :wink:

Apr 18, 2004 23:28

lol, send them to antartica, just like the BLOB!

Apr 21, 2004 10:51 Re: Newbies are SPREADING!

~suicide~ wrote:

We need to put a stop to this, the newbies are spreading, the people they kill becomes one of them and they get up and kill the people they kill are one of them and they gets up and kill... Heres a chart to describe what is happening: Today a big bunch of newbies landed in the Nevada, California area heres the chart:
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(Please hide the children.)

Genius!! Sheer genius. I feel all humble.

Apr 21, 2004 23:52

hehe

Apr 22, 2004 01:56

Lol, yeah I was bored one day and after playing a couple open games I was basicly the only one try to take pills and the rest of the 6 players were mining up the ying-yang, it was pretty annoying and thats how I came up with this. :P

May 08, 2004 20:25

wow from a "noobie's" standpoint thats pretty harsh. and anyways how will there ever be any more vetrans???

May 08, 2004 23:34

~suicide~ wrote:
Lol, yeah I was bored one day and after playing a couple open games I was basicly the only one try to take pills and the rest of the 6 players were mining up the ying-yang, it was pretty annoying and thats how I came up with this. :P

I hate the fact that newbie trie to mine out of miles of block i just wallem in

May 09, 2004 00:54

DarkDwarf wrote:
~suicide~ wrote:
Lol, yeah I was bored one day and after playing a couple open games I was basicly the only one try to take pills and the rest of the 6 players were mining up the ying-yang, it was pretty annoying and thats how I came up with this. :P

I hate the fact that newbie trie to mine out of miles of block i just wallem in

I consulted every known language dictionary and I could find none that fit this here post... perhaps DarkDwarf would be kind enough to translate for us?

May 09, 2004 00:54

What's happening to winbolo. Newbies are going around calling the vets newbies? And the newbies calling themselves vets 8). This winbolo world is turning upside down.

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May 09, 2004 01:13

please ppl, don't listen to ren, he's a moron. If you REALLY wanna reap in the full benifits of using IRC, u need to get mIRC (www.mirc.com) and follow my awesome "IRC tutorial for dummies". (The link to which, is on my profile page)

May 10, 2004 23:52

well now lets not be modest or anything.... :D