Fuckin' Flames!

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked what their fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. ... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Calgary Flames, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."



-Madd Maxx-

lol! i have no idea who the calgary flames are...but they must suck! :D :lol: 8) :P :roll: :wink:

it's very sad to see that some people haven't even heard of hockey.

the Flames aren't that bad anyway... They beat the might Red Wings in game 1, crappy teams can't do that. :)

look dude....I don't know what Hockey is and I'm sure no one cares. Sounds like a lame sport that no one watches. So dont pollute the forums with such nonsense. Thank you :)

P.S. Whoever the Red Wings are, they probably suck too!

No offense

i know what hockey is...i just didnt know that was a hockey team


kthxbye

Squishie wrote:

look dude....I don't know what Hockey is and I'm sure no one cares. Sounds like a lame sport that no one watches. So dont pollute the forums with such nonsense. Thank you :)

P.S. Whoever the Red Wings are, they probably suck too!

No offense

HOCKEY ROX, U FUCKING REDNECK! btw, the red wings do sux.

Go Flames Go!

Thats what I learnt about Calgary.

well, now, you have to come to vancouver to be canukkified!

Indeed. In fact, I suggest you make your rendezvous with MM your top priority.