1x1

Sep 18, 2004 21:19 1x1

anyone besides the same old bastards think they are top stuff in 1x1?

i may be coming back to play, hope for some new competition

im rusty, so now is a good time to beat me :P

dont be afraid if your new, if you want pointers or advice i can help

Sep 18, 2004 21:27

heh when i 1v1ed u you beat me cuz i fucked up....

Jan 20, 2005 19:49 Re: 1x1

underdog wrote:
anyone besides the same old bastards think they are top stuff in 1x1?

i am top stuff in everything. i have yet to lose game

i may be coming back to play

no, please don't

im rusty, so now is a good time to beat me

it's always a good time to beat you

dont be afraid if your new, if you want pointers or advice i can help

yes you can serve as an example of what NOT to do

i told you i was going to elevate the level of dialogue in here!

CF

Jan 20, 2005 20:01

Cf you've lost to me...what 3 times

Jan 20, 2005 20:23

Brando wrote:
Cf you've lost to me...what 3 times

No that was FireIce playing as me. I beat you, like 30 times last weekend, remember?

CF

Jan 20, 2005 20:31 Re: 1x1

Cool_Fool wrote:

i told you i was going to elevate the level of dialogue in here!

CF

Now it's underdog's turn to be doomed.

Jan 20, 2005 20:36

Cool_Fool wrote:
Brando wrote:
Cf you've lost to me...what 3 times

No that was FireIce playing as me. I beat you, like 30 times last weekend, remember?

CF

:oops: Caught red-handed.

I'm suprised more people haven't played using CF's login, considering his password is so easy to guess. Think of a word denoting "Hot Gay Sex".

Jan 20, 2005 20:46

FireIce wrote:
I'm suprised more people haven't played using CF's login, considering his password is so easy to guess. Think of a word denoting "Hot Gay Sex".

Well, "FireIce" comes to mind.......

Jan 21, 2005 02:48

Cool_Fool wrote:
FireIce wrote:
I'm suprised more people haven't played using CF's login, considering his password is so easy to guess. Think of a word denoting "Hot Gay Sex".

Well, "FireIce" comes to mind.......

Haven't we been through this yet? I aint your type, I'm way older then 10.

Jan 22, 2005 21:13

FireIce wrote:
Haven't we been through this yet? I aint your type, I'm way older then 10.

You are? Jeez, I'm glad you told me that. But then how do you explain your poor vocabulary and social ineptitude?

CF

Jan 22, 2005 21:30

Cool_Fool wrote:
FireIce wrote:
Haven't we been through this yet? I aint your type, I'm way older then 10.

You are? Jeez, I'm glad you told me that. But then how do you explain your poor vocabulary and social ineptitude?

CF

I unabashly aim to copy you.

Jan 22, 2005 22:18

FireIce wrote:
Cool_Fool wrote:

How do you explain your poor vocabulary and social ineptitude?

I unabashly aim to copy you.

"Unabashly," eh? Isn't that cute? Did you hear the grownups talking like that?

I fear that in aiming to copy me, laudable goal though that is, you may have set your sights too high (just like that time you asked the lunch lady for a date). I suggest you first aim to copy the orangutans at the zoo. Their poop-flinging abilities will serve you well in your future forum posts.

CF

Jan 23, 2005 00:18

Cool_Fool wrote:

I fear that in aiming to copy me, laudable goal though that is, you may have set your sights too high (just like that time you asked the lunch lady for a date). I suggest you first aim to copy the orangutans at the zoo. Their poop-flinging abilities will serve you well in your future forum posts.

CF

While you may enjoy flinging poop from orangutans, my dear cool fool, I prefer to just sit behind the bars and watch you make a spectacle of yourself.

Jan 23, 2005 01:16

FireIce wrote:

While you may enjoy flinging poop from orangutans, my dear cool fool, I prefer to just sit behind the bars and watch you make a spectacle of yourself.

That's funny, I was just thinking that behind bars would be a good place to put you.

And I'll thank you not to talk about my relationship with the orangutans in a public forum.

CF

Jan 23, 2005 02:11

Cool_Fool wrote:

That's funny, I was just thinking that behind bars would be a good place to put you.

I bet you'd even try to fit me in those small cages you've got in your dungeon where you keep your 7 year old sexslave boys. No thanks. I require at least a full-size cage.

Jan 23, 2005 05:39

FireIce wrote:
I bet you'd even try to fit me in those small cages you've got in your dungeon where you keep your 7 year old sexslave boys. No thanks. I require at least a full-size cage.

Well I was thinking that for you, I would construct not a prison of metal, but a prison of the mind. Eventually, you would become dependant on me even for basic survival-level sustenance. You would forget how you ever used to live without me. Then I would rent you out to my weird friends.

It'd be pretty much like how you grew up.

CF

Jan 26, 2005 03:27

Cool_Fool wrote:
FireIce wrote:
I bet you'd even try to fit me in those small cages you've got in your dungeon where you keep your 7 year old sexslave boys. No thanks. I require at least a full-size cage.

Well I was thinking that for you, I would construct not a prison of metal, but a prison of the mind. Eventually, you would become dependant on me even for basic survival-level sustenance. You would forget how you ever used to live without me. Then I would rent you out to my weird friends.

It'd be pretty much like how you grew up.

CF

you two know eachother? gimmie a little background information... im VERY curious... :D

Jan 26, 2005 16:19

Jason#8 wrote:

you two know eachother? gimmie a little background information... im VERY curious... :D

As much as I'd love to answer your post, I fear I'd reveal too much about him and get the authorities on his trail, again.

Jan 26, 2005 20:21

Jason#8 wrote:
im VERY curious... :D

Jason, if I were you I'd be careful about revealing to FI the fact that you are a "VERY curious" man. That's going nowhere but wrong, my friend.

FireIce wrote:
As much as I'd love to answer your post, I fear I'd reveal too much about him and get the authorities on his trail, again.

The truth is, FI has been after me for years. He's jealous of my better looks, bigger salary, and faster car. Of course, even your average Cambodian rice farmer has better looks, a bigger salary, and a faster car than FI. I don't know why he singles me out.

CF

Jan 26, 2005 22:22

Im bakc hehehehehehehhhehehehehheeee

Jan 27, 2005 00:01

DarkDwarf wrote:
Im bakc hehehehehehehhhehehehehheeee

Finally someone with brains whom I can have a decent intellectual conversation. There's been a lack of that lately.

Jan 27, 2005 00:21

DarkDwarf wrote:
hehehehehehehhhehehehehheeee

FireIce wrote:
Finally someone with brains whom I can have a decent intellectual conversation.

Yeah it seems like you two are about on the same level.

CF