question: why THE FUCK do you keep making these sites and bugging us with them. fuck off. kthxbye.
Dan_the_Man's Grand Master Plan:
Step one:
Using the combined forces of himself and his alleged brother (Matt@007), Dan_the_Man plans to dominate the WinBolo community. Of course, they well know that even though the majority of the populace isn't MENSA material by any means, we're a strong, determined bunch and trying to dominate us isn't going to land them in MENSA, either. They must use indirect means of conquest, which I will explain below.
Their plan: give us so much dumb shit that we're forced to enter a mild coma, in which we become vegges with no will of our own. The real trick to this is that their brand of stupid is so
distinct that we will only respond to commands from... guess who? You guessed it: Dan_the_Man and Mat@007.
Step two:
Now that we've been dumbed into submission (clarification: we haven't been subverted yet, I'm just speaking hypothetically), we'll be forced to fill the ranks of these "communities" that they're building. Taking part in these communities not sound so bad? Sure, we've been deprived of our free will and everything, but it's not that bad, is it? It is actually.
The next part of this, we will be deployed to unsuspecting forums all around the world wide web. We will spam links to this sports forum, and if our leaders dub it necessary, we'll spam the links to other online "communities" that they create. Over a short period of time, millions of forum-goers will be reduced to blinking vegges whose only reason to exist is to fulfill the word of their masters. Then all of us go out to conquer the rest of the world---not with the battle axe, the sword, the gun, the tank or the bomb---but the computer.
Step three:
The entire 6+ billion populace of this world (excluding a certain two, of course) will be entered into these huge online communities. Those of us who were least effected by the dumbing effects will be the highest intellect. But that's not saying much, really. The smartest of the smart, if he or she is lucky enough, will be reduced to making half-assed posts like this one. The rest will post in 1337speak, and the occasional "genius" might post in all-lower case phrases with "u", "r", "a/s/l".
The future is bleak, Q. But we can resist, by not clicking these links. The future depends upon us.
---Nova
(All joking aside, we shouldn't click on these spam links. Every view these guys gets is that much more encouragement for more spamming.)
