Gay Marriage

Feb 03, 2005 10:30 Gay Marriage
I believe that gays should have the right to marry. As it is, a civil union does not grant the same rights and benefits as marriage does (although it does grant some.)

We need to split Marriage into two separate things, and dispose of Civil Unions. The first part would be everything related to marriage as it is now. Let’s just call it a legal joining. (Really a better term is civil unions; I just didn't want to confuse people because the current civil unions and the ones in my example imply different rights and benefits). Gays could get legally joined, along with any one else as long as it isn't a child and an adult, etc... This grants the same legal rights and benefits as marriage currently does. This would be performed by a Justice of the Peace, who currently marries couples for the legal part of it.

The other half would be "marriage" the religious or ceremonial half. It isn't mucked up with legal stuff. Priests or rabbis or who ever would marry couples. Churches can deny marriage to whomever they wish to.

With that said, I believe that Christians who want to ban gay marriage are for the joining of Church and State. They are for a religious ran country. And, it would be illogical to only run a country partially under religion (like banning gay marriage in the name of God, but letting atheists get married), that means the Christians should believe that the country should be run strictly by the bible.

I am an atheist, yet not gay. If I get married, I am defiling God's name, and his religion as a whole, as I don't believe in him, yet still partaking in a religious ceremony. How is this acceptable to nearly all so-called Christians, yet many of them are appalled at the idea of gays getting married. What about getting divorced and remarried? The bible very specifically calls this a sin. Yet, you rarely hear these people complaining about this, because this would affect them. It all boils down to ignorance, hypocrisy, and/or prejudice.

Arguments against gay marriage I will address: Keep in mind, if you don't use these arguments, my responses do not apply to you.

Slippery Slope Argument:

There should be as much sexual freedom as you can have while still ensuring that no one is abused, which is why there should be 3 clauses for people/things that can marry

- They have to be able to decide for themselves that they want to get married. (This means no in animate objects.)
- They have to be able to communicate, and tell everyone that they do in fact want to get married. (This means no animals)
- Over the age of 18. (This means no minors.)

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Gay marriage, or as the solution stated above calls for, "legal joining" does not hurt anyone. I have heard people say that gay people would suddenly start making out in public and he would be traumatized. First of all, making gay marriage legal is not going to turn millions of people gay, and make them run out into the street to make out. Secondly, if you do happen to see two men or women kiss, that is a very small inconvenience compared to gays being barred from marriage.

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"Marriage is between a man and a woman"
Sometimes this is used to imply that the "Founding Fathers" did not intend for gays to be able to marry, which I'm pretty sure is true. Then again, pointing this out is rather pointless. The Founding Fathers were not GODS. They did not know everything. They didn't seem to have a problem with slavery... (Some did some didn't... enough supported it that it was legal for a long time though.) I know, using the slavery card is cliché, but something only becomes cliché because someone has to say it over and over again, even if it is still just as relevant as the first time.

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"The gays are trying to push their Gay Agenda by pushing for Gay Marriage"
This argument really doesn't deserve my effort in writing a response. People said the same thing about blacks when they wanted equal rights. Cliché comparison? Yes. Relevant, appropriate and true? Yes. They are asking for EQUAL rights. They are not asking for extra. If by “Gay Agenda”, you mean “Equality” then yes, they have an agenda. If by “Gay Agenda” you mean “Homosexual conspiracy to infiltrate America, take over the government, and destroy Christianity” then you are insane.

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"Gays want to steal money through tax benefits."
If straight couples can steal money through tax benefits, and gay couples want to be able to, how are they more evil? If it is because your bible says so, then say that you don't want gay marriage because it isn't moral, don't make up some crappy illogical reason.

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Atheists also have the right to get married, and hundreds of thousands get married in churches and even by priests. I do not understand how atheists are nearly always accepted, and yet gays are not. Atheists swearing on the Holy Bible, inches away from a priest or pastor. They do not believe in God, their vows cannot be meant in the way they were meant to be, how is this not an insult to the bible, and God? How is this acceptable? What about divorce and second marriages?

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“Homosexuality is not natural”
Really, this is a non-issue if you think about it for just five minutes. According to the Bible, when Eve ate the “apple” (fruit) from the tree, humans received intelligence which set them apart from animals. They received the right to choose what to do, they received a conscience. Wearing clothes is not natural for humans either, according to the Bible, when God came down, Adam and Eve hid themselves, because they were embarrassed to be naked. This is not a natural reaction. Really, people don’t actually care if homosexuality is natural or not, they think it is gross and immoral according to their religion. “Gross” is not a solid argument, obviously, and I have talked about religion.
Feb 03, 2005 18:35
Gay people are free to marry here in my province (British Columbia), and the federal government is continuing talks on a bill that will make it legal throughout our Dominion. The big problem with this in your country which is is fucked in the ass is that your president is an over-religious moron; an antidisestablishmentarianist. w00t! I finally found a proper use for that word! kthxbye

-Madd Maxx-
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Feb 03, 2005 20:57
Madd Maxx wrote:
a antidisestablishmentariansit. w00t! I finally found a proper use for that word!

But you didn't spell it quite right... :? antidisestablishmentariansit oops... Oh well :D
Feb 03, 2005 21:18
JokingClown wrote:
I am an atheist, yet not gay.


what does that mean? most athiests are gay?

JokingClown wrote:
According to the Bible, when Eve ate the “apple” (fruit) from the tree, humans received intelligence which set them apart from animals


which is why beastiality is illegal; hence, redneck marriages are not recognized
Feb 03, 2005 22:30
well i agree with what the man thinks about this..

the man being George "DUBYA" Bush.

and i quote.

"Fuck them faggots"

period.
Feb 03, 2005 22:52
The movement of the U.S. from a God-fearing and ethically-aware society towards an increasingly perverse and sin-tolerating one is the chief reason the U.S. is facing such difficult times.

I DO believe everything in the Bible. I DO believe homosexuality is an evil and destructive force in our culture. I will NOT see it for anything other than it is: sin. However, I must be careful not to judge people; that's not my job, nor do I have the right.

I'll illustrate the idiocy of the gay-marriage argument: OK. We approved gay marriage. Great! Now I want to marry an animal and have intimate relations with it. What? You say I can't? You're discriminating against me! I'll get support for my rights. I'll get y'all in the courts. I'll win. Now we have legalized my fetish too! YAY!!!

What can I legalize after that? Legal sex with minors? Maybe!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Feb 04, 2005 00:53
Acro wrote:
I'll illustrate the idiocy of the gay-marriage argument: OK. We approved gay marriage. Great! Now I want to marry an animal and have intimate relations with it. What? You say I can't? You're discriminating against me! I'll get support for my rights. I'll get y'all in the courts. I'll win. Now we have legalized my fetish too! YAY!!!

What can I legalize after that? Legal sex with minors? Maybe!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:


Exactly Acro...One thing a lot of people in the pro-gay-marriage camp don't realize is that there are hundreds - if not thousands of radical Mormons in Utah that would secretly love it if gay marriage were leagalized. Why? Because gay marriage (as Acro argues above) opens the door to polygamy. Do you want to live in a society where those radical Mormons can do that? I don't.

The sanctity of marriage MUST be protected. Heterosexual couples can do something that gay couples cannot - procreate, i.e. have kids. That is a process that must be protected and honored if our society is to survive. And, if the battle was truely about getting the same benefits that the hetero couples get then why aren't the gay movement groups trying to reform social security and the welfare system instead? Well, they aren't. What it really is about is getting society to accept their way of life. I have never accepted it, I never will and I vote.

One only has to look to countries like the Netherlands (home of my ancestors) and see that their system of a loosely binding civil union between couples of any type has been the bane of their society. STD's , births out of wedlock and suicide rates (among other things) have skyrocketed in the past 10 years. I have no interest in a society like that.

-DAllen
Feb 04, 2005 01:13
Yep. We have to draw the line somewhere. If we don't, we'll just be another Sodom or Gomorrah. Amazing how history repeats - it is driven by the same forces in our time as it was hundreds and thousands of years ago.
Feb 04, 2005 02:38
Why are polygamists so "radical"? how is it so horrible? who are they hurting?

Slippery Slope Argument:

There should be as much sexual freedom as you can have while still ensuring that no one is abused, which is why there should be 3 clauses for people/things that can marry

- They have to be able to decide for themselves that they want to get married. (This means no in animate objects.)
- They have to be able to communicate, and tell everyone that they do in fact want to get married. (This means no animals)
- Over the age of 18. (This means no minors.)


That was in my original post. If we set up those guidelines, society wont crumble. These are not JUST random guidelines that I thought up that others wont agree with, These ensure the most freedom possible without harming others. A side note, the age 18 mentioned above is just a random number. Children can be easily manipulated into having sex and other things. Children grow and develop at different rates. Since it would be too impossible, unfair, and illogical to judge them on a case by case basis, a standard age limit most be set. I just put 18 since that is a often used age.

The Netherlands argument im not even going to touch. Lets just all agree that im too afraid too, so we wont have to argue about it.
Feb 04, 2005 13:46
holy shit. there a homosexual thread in every forum i go to.
anyway, who give a shit anyway? does it really matter if a homosexaul kiss each other or get married. does it hurt you acro, when they kiss? do you get a pain in your back when you see a homosexual marrieds? let people live there fucking life. you have no place to tell them not to. do whatever you want to do. ..
..............what fuck is with everyone trying to see what other peopel are doing in there bedrooms?
damn perverts.
Feb 04, 2005 15:20
indiana wrote:
holy shit. there a homosexual thread in every forum i go to.


That's because you spend so much time on gay websites.

CF
Feb 04, 2005 19:00
lmao... thats funny CF.

indiana: i dont care about gay people.. just dont cry and whine and pollute others minds with your homosexuality is the point im trying to make.

go post on a homosexual website.. not a winbolo website.
Feb 04, 2005 22:40
indiana wrote:
let people live there fucking life. you have no place to tell them not to. do whatever you want to do. ..
..............what fuck is with everyone trying to see what other people are doing in there bedrooms?
damn perverts.


Yes, let's all do whatever we want to do. Let's make our society tolerant of whatever we want it to! (insert shocked and confused smiley here).

WE AREN'T trying to see bedroom activity. It's the gays who are PUSHING their agenda on the rest of us. How about they leave us alone?

Let's be Rome! Let's be Sodom and Gomorrah! Everybody wants to be Nero! Ya gotta read up on your history.
Feb 04, 2005 22:52
JokingClown wrote:
Slippery Slope Argument:

There should be as much sexual freedom as you can have while still ensuring that no one is abused, which is why there should be 3 clauses for people/things that can marry

- They have to be able to decide for themselves that they want to get married. (This means no in animate objects.)
- They have to be able to communicate, and tell everyone that they do in fact want to get married. (This means no animals)
- Over the age of 18. (This means no minors.)


WHO are you to decide what's proper and acceptable? There are many who would say animals can communicate perfectly well. See, you're still setting limits, you're still restraining people's sick desires. So, DON'T give me gay marriage without giving me beastiality, too. I want it ALL!!! (temporarily end sarcasm)

Legalizing same sex unions would be a betrayal of what America stands for. It's in GOD we trust, not 'in blind tolerance' we trust.

Anyways, I have to laugh at this whole thing. It's so pathetic compared to REAL issues - like world poverty, starvation and disease.
Feb 05, 2005 00:07
Acro wrote:
WE AREN'T trying to see bedroom activity. It's the gays who are PUSHING their agenda on the rest of us. How about they leave us alone?


Holy shit Acro, you sound just like Hitler!! E.G. "It's the JEWS who are PUSHING their agendas on us! The jews are running society! They now control the government! Let's killem!". Here is almost exactly what you are saying sounds like when it's nazi-fied: "We AREN'T trying to see their religious activity. It's the jews who are PUSHING their agenda on the rest of us. How about they leave us alone?" (crowd of nazis salutes and gives a large "sieg heil" right here).

-Madd Maxx-
Feb 05, 2005 00:22
And now, intermission with some tap-dancing monkies.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtapittyptaptaptaptippitytappitytaptoptaptip



If gays wanna get married, go fucking ahead, it doesn't affect me. Just as long as they make out not too loudly and don't spray anal leakage on my lawn, I'm good.

And now for a joke:

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condomns?

A: So gay guys can play light sabers!

DAllen wrote:

The sanctity of marriage MUST be protected. Heterosexual couples can do something that gay couples cannot - procreate, i.e. have kids. That is a process that must be protected and honored if our society is to survive.


Looks like you're going to just have a little extra baby-making in the bed tonight. :D
Feb 07, 2005 05:02
Acro wrote:
The movement of the U.S. from a God-fearing and ethically-aware society towards an increasingly perverse and sin-tolerating one is the chief reason the U.S. is facing such difficult times.


I was thinking the downfall of the U.S. was allowing people like Cool Fool to live beyond the age of 1..but OK, maybe I'm wrong.

Acro wrote:

OK. We approved gay marriage. Great! Now I want to marry an animal and have intimate relations with it.


Hoooray! I'm a big fan of marrying animals and people - can I be the priest of your marriage Acro!!


What can I legalize after that? Legal sex with minors? Maybe!!


How about legalize sex with 2 years old - I know cool fool is dying for that.
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Feb 07, 2005 05:07
JokingClown wrote:
Why are polygamists so "radical"? how is it so horrible? who are they hurting?


Who are they hurting?? I'll tell you - it's all those sorry asses who are worthless at getting a date and depend on the illegalization of polygamy to marry the leftover women! We gotta think of them! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease I beg you!
Feb 07, 2005 05:11
why are you posting all about these topics fireice?
Feb 07, 2005 05:28
Fido wrote:
why are you posting all about these topics fireice?


why are you posting about all the topics you ever posted about fido?
Feb 07, 2005 06:31
FireIce wrote:
I was thinking the downfall of the U.S. was allowing people like Cool Fool to live beyond the age of 1..but OK, maybe I'm wrong.


You're as wrong as your parents were when they said you'd grow up to be handsome and successful.

Fireice wrote:
Hoooray! I'm a big fan of marrying animals and people


We know, we've seen the pictures. "Hooray" indeed.....

Fireice wrote:
How about legalize sex with 2 years old - I know cool fool is dying for that.


By age 2, a sheep is sexually mature, so you have a stake in this, too.

CF
Feb 08, 2005 01:42
Just when you thought you were safe...... CF AND FI COME AND MAKE WHOLE PLACE GO BOOOOM!
Feb 08, 2005 08:59
Fireice wrote:
How about legalize sex with 2 years old - I know cool fool is dying for that.


Cool_Fool wrote:

By age 2, a sheep is sexually mature, so you have a stake in this, too.



Not our sheeps! Even at 28, he is still not sexually mature...or sexually functioning. Believe me, I know.
Feb 08, 2005 09:01
Q-mandabomb wrote:
Just when you thought you were safe...... CF AND FI COME AND MAKE WHOLE PLACE GO BOOOOM!


Gotta keep the forum safe from the syndrom of "too serious for life", and from cf.
Feb 08, 2005 09:13
FireIce wrote:
JokingClown wrote:
Why are polygamists so "radical"? how is it so horrible? who are they hurting?


Who are they hurting?? I'll tell you - it's all those sorry asses who are worthless at getting a date and depend on the illegalization of polygamy to marry the leftover women! We gotta think of them! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease I beg you!


More people would be fine with two lesbians getting married than two gay guys. This is what I really dont understand. If anything we need to ban lesbianism but strongly encourage gay men to be gay and get married. The more men that are gay, and the less women, the better. We also need to reprogram lesbians to be straight so hopefully we can get so all women are bisexual with a leaning towards men, and at least fifty percent of men are gay. Now, this might seem bad to some guys, who are a little homophobic, with all these gay guys around, but you would get used to it quickly and it would literally eliminate have to competition.

I dont see how anyone can disagree with my reasoning.
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