I don't need a bunch of people who can't stay on topic anyway to tell me that.
That's great, but did you hear about that one time when I went to the library? If not, you're
totally missing out. And speaking of libraries... hot DAMN, I went into the local one a few miles down the street and there was this FINE-ASS chick in there. And while we're talking about miles, don't you think that miles and the whole damn "Imperial" system sucks ass? I mean... it goes from 1/38, to 1/16, to 1/8, to 1/4, to 1/2, then you've got one inch. So you just double it to get the next unit of measure, right? WRONG. The next stop is: 12 inches. Then we move on to yards, and guess what? It's neither doubled or 12 times, it's
three. And the
next thing that comes up makes all of the above seem like a cakewalk. Shit, I hate math. It's so fucking boring. I mean... I can understand the reasoning behind learning your times tables and knowing that 2+8=10, so on and so forth, but this Algebra shit? What the hell am I going to do if I know that x=4? Let's see. The only time I'll EVER run across an x in real life is... um, in writing. And not even that often. And will it equal 4? Not even remotely. Speaking of remotes, have you heard the joke where it makes fun of people who'll spend like... two hours trying to find the remote when they can just change the channel manually? Bunch of morons. GOD I hate morons. But I'd rather deal with morons than a pompous ass. Don'tcha think?
