Feb 09, 2005 20:26
Some jokes
Cows: Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that the US government can track a cow born three years ago in Canada, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and then track her calves right to their current stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each a cow.
The Consitution: They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why dont we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandmants: The real reason that we cant have the ten commandmants in a courthouse - you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work enviroment!
Is The Penguin's secret identity infact, Dick Cheney? You be the judge..
The Consitution: They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why dont we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandmants: The real reason that we cant have the ten commandmants in a courthouse - you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work enviroment!
Is The Penguin's secret identity infact, Dick Cheney? You be the judge..
