Story of the LGM

Jun 13, 2005 05:27

Were both killed by rasputin's ghost, but MaddMaxx ressurected and........

Jun 13, 2005 11:51

climbed inside his tank, fired it up, tested the weapon system,

P.S. can Q count? Goddamn man, 11 WORDS!

Jun 13, 2005 19:41

99_Suck wrote:
climbed inside his tank, fired it up, tested the weapon system,

and discovered when the shells are improperly loaded, they explode inside...

Jun 13, 2005 21:12

so he decided to quit winbolo and open a whorehouse instead.

Jun 13, 2005 21:36

But the LGM only found, while mining the forest, one LGW...

Jun 13, 2005 22:55

And with her he had wild monkey sechses ... then Willy Wonka came back with Acro and an oompa-loompa army...

99_Suck wrote:

P.S. can Q count? Goddamn man, 11 WORDS!

Not enough fingers. I don't know how you manage... tch... 99... smart ass...

Jun 14, 2005 00:44

But the LGM only found, while mining the forest, one LGW...

Which was 69 so they hired Q-mandabomb to reproduce instead.

P.S. Ignoring Q's response cus it was too long.

Jun 14, 2005 01:35

Q-mandabomb wrote:
F16 wrote:
and when eaten the eater they turned into a mutation of acro/lgm...

F16 stfu, look at this it's twelve words, as are various other posts on here. Don't be a fucking fag... fag.

Maybe you just can't fucking read... seriously... no one set a limit as to the amount of words in a sentence... so shut the fuck up...

Jun 14, 2005 01:38

F16 wrote:
But the LGM only found, while mining the forest, one LGW...

Which was 69 so they hired Q-mandabomb to reproduce instead.

P.S. Ignoring Q's response cus it was too long.

He had a baby named F16, but naturally it was too fucking ugly so they took it out and shot it....

The species is already repopulated dumbass...

At least I CAN get a female to like me... you are ruining the fucking flow of the story by attempting to insult me like a little fucking pussy... shut the fuck up. Quit trying to act all hot shit... you are still a fucking newb and always will be.

Jun 14, 2005 02:01

the FIRST POST says "in 11 words, continue"

yes, you SHOULD count, all of you :P

Jun 14, 2005 02:55

Jason#8 wrote:
the FIRST POST says "in 11 words, continue"

yes, you SHOULD count, all of you :P

I can't read or count... gotcha there.

Jun 14, 2005 03:07

um, Q, i dont see any "lol"s.
Try again nexttime.

Jun 14, 2005 03:09

Q-mandabomb wrote:
Jason#8 wrote:
the FIRST POST says "in 11 words, continue"

yes, you SHOULD count, all of you :P

I can't read or count... gotcha there.

Then how'd you know what I wrote?? You READ it... ass. Haha.

Anyways, back to the story.

The LGB didn't die from the gunshot wound in it's head...

Jun 14, 2005 03:58

...so...
:P
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*BARK*

Jun 14, 2005 05:59 WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS STORY GOING???

The LGB then got really mad and killed its parents but then realised in dismay that the LGM race was now DOOMED!!! unless it could find another thing to hav sex with, it found...

P.S. im with Q in this arugment bout the 11 word thing. i mean WTF, so wat if he went up to 20 or so words, does it really matter? and most of the time he suck to the story and made sense. I just dont think that 11 words is sensible...

Jun 14, 2005 11:46

Well, post degraded because people can't count. The point is to create a cooperative story, but as usual no one can follow directions. For any good Q does here, he does twice the bad.

Jun 14, 2005 17:22

99_Suck wrote:
Well, post degraded because people can't count. The point is to create a cooperative story, but as usual no one can follow directions. For any good Q does here, he does twice the bad.

ya, and well, it didn't help at all that people are obsessed with adding in people's names and involving raping/molesting ........ Kinda shows how mature some of the people here are ... good idea though....

Min

Jun 14, 2005 23:00

Ha, as if I'm the only one talking about lgm sex...

..but the lgm decided it didn't want to have sechs with anything because min would get mad and lock him up in a cage... so he instead repoduced asexually by budding..

Jun 15, 2005 02:33

yay! Now we're talking about yeast!!!

..So the little LGY cells continued to bud until there were...

Jun 15, 2005 03:22

humungous spheres of mutant lgm buds thirty-five meters in diameter

Jun 15, 2005 13:40

99_Suck wrote:
Well, post degraded because people can't count.

Not as degraded as it would have been if Fireice had gotten involved.

as usual no one can follow directions

Fireice can certainly follow directions, as long as those directions involve sitting around uselessly and annoying people.

- CF

Jun 15, 2005 20:50

...for the...
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*BARK*
-Fidores

Jun 16, 2005 02:14

...Giant LGM buds rolled over the world, creating chaos through the...