What in HELL???

I'm looking at the instruments on www.musiciansfriend.com and I find this:

I bought this guitar because I like to play them and it has a good price I get it out box and I notice a nasty oder coming from the hole thing well anyway the feret must had been dead for a few days because it stunk anyway I like the tone of this item but the head must have been glued on or something it fell off I would recommend this for someone who owned a feret and wanted to kill it.

Part of me wants to laugh, part of me wants to have a good cry. Post your own weird stuff or I'll put a dead ferret in all of your guitars.

Hahaha. Dude that's funny. But at the same time, wtf? Like, if you're trying to sell something, don't tell people it had a fucking ferret glued to it... lol.

LOL! No, the ferret was just inside the guitar, it wasn't glued to it. In any case, the guitar was only $20 and I don't think they've got ferrets in every guitar.

Nova wrote:

Post your own weird stuff or I'll put a dead ferret in all of your guitars.

Well, since I have 2 guitars I'm not real keen on dead ferrets here's my not so bizarre but funny anyways post.

Driving home on the freeway I was tail-gated by a yellow vette. When the vette passed me the guy driving it gave me a look like he was one bad d00d behind his sunglasses. The best part was he was wearing a yellow hat and a yellow shirt in his yellow car. I just had to laugh 'cause nothing says, "tough guy" like the color yellow.

I donno what is weirder about this...the fact found that this was so funny or the fact I noticed what he was wearing.

-DAllen