I still don't believe it! I need more facts!
Oh, there's an endless litany:
Fact: Acro concealed the existence of dangerous levels of nuclear radiation during his 1997 survey of the B-36 crash site in the Nass River basin.
Fact: Acro downplayed the risks of a manned Mars mission in a report to the program managers at NASA's Human Research Project, leading to a reduction in astronaut safety standards.
Fact: Acro deliberately started the Centralia colliery fire to increase the value of his vast portfolio of long-term Central Appalachian Coal Futures contracts.
Fact: Acro's reckless piloting of an armed drone in Afghanistan caused a loss of human control over the aircraft, and necessitated a shoot-down.
Fact: Acro runs a for-profit online college that is currently under investigation for encouraging clients to falsify federal student financial aid applications.
Fact: Acro purchased vast tracts of land in the Dharavi slum suburb of Mumbai with the intent of increasing squatters' illegal rent from four dollars a month to six, thereby netting himself an additional annual income of 20 million dollars at the expense of India's poor.
Fact: Acro flooded the internet with appeals to customers of the Northern Rock Bank to conduct a run on the bank, hoping to push the institution into insolvency.
There's no end to this stuff. It's big things and small - I once saw him steal change out of a UNICEF box at 7-11.
CF
