Companion for the LGM?

What would the perfect companion be for the little green man that rides around in your tank?

Satellite TV and a flask of Jack Daniels.

I just bought my lgm an 80 inch plasma tv.

A good hot plate of snails !

Acro wrote:

Satellite TV and a flask of Jack Daniels.

So THAT'S why its so easy to shoot Acro's lgm. It's been drinking!

Personally, I prefer to feed my lgm "Red Bull". It gives him wings, makes his strength and speed superior to others, and keeps him awake during the long 2v1's which I pull off against ren and ud.

As for his 80 inch plasma tv, it displays a real-time view of the outside battlefield, allowing my lgm to be ready for command, and calculate safe routes towards the damaged pillbox.

DANTHEMAN! wrote:

Personally, I prefer to feed my lgm "Red Bull". It gives him wings, makes his strength and speed superior to others, and keeps him awake during the long 2v1's which I pull off against ren and ud.

Pull off 2v1's against ren and ud? Egad Dan what have you been feeding yourself? LSD? Are all of your hallucinations this wild or are you just having a bad acid trip? :D

I don’t get my lgm’s anything other than a kickin’ life insurance plan (which has been getting quite expensive as of late) since I have to replace them all the time. I only give them one instruction: pray - a lot.

-DAllen

DAllen wrote:

DANTHEMAN! wrote:

Personally, I prefer to feed my lgm "Red Bull". It gives him wings, makes his strength and speed superior to others, and keeps him awake during the long 2v1's which I pull off against ren and ud.

Pull off 2v1's against ren and ud? Egad Dan what have you been feeding yourself? LSD? Are all of your hallucinations this wild or are you just having a bad acid trip? :D

I don’t get my lgm’s anything other than a kickin’ life insurance plan (which has been getting quite expensive as of late) since I have to replace them all the time. I only give them one instruction: pray - a lot.

-DAllen

At least your lgm's don't drink like Acro's.

Perfect companion? Duh, a dog. What else would make a better meat shield when trying to spike across the map across a ton of rubble right beside an enemy base the enemy is refueling on?

Ah yes, an LGM's best friend.