pirate tactics for fun and fancy

the winbolo pirate operates with a level of self interest and malice toward all. Using an alliance or stealing a pill in another way the pirate creates an enclave in which to snipe and continue stealing pills or bases.

While some may consider this bad form, i would like to suggest the following pirate rules.

one: an alliance may only be used to steal one pill box- unless that alliance is made with a team that clearly has the overwhelming number of boxes.

two: pirates will respect other pirates. Lone islands with one base or one pill will not be attacked- thus focusing attacks on teams and bases with booty. a decentralized consortium of pirates could reak havoc on even the most orgainzed teams......especially if they are busy fighting one another.

in order to recieve pirate statis one should raise the skull and cross bones- and assume a pirate name (after stealing booty- and establishing a base of operations)

-fighting to loose
insurgent

A great thought, but unfortunately there can be no "pirate code". There is no honor or code for the average player.

99_Suck wrote:

unfortunately there can be no "pirate code"

Well they're more like guidelines.

CF

It's one of those "great on paper, but you can't eat paper" things.

Cool_Fool wrote:

Well they're more like guidelines.

CF

I recommend adhering to the following guidelines: (applicable to any internet-based game)

1 Ban CF from any associated chatroom
2 Prevent CF from joining your games using various lockout procedures
3 Attempt to belittle and demoralize CF (anything goes, for the greater good)

4 Attempt to sabotage his internet connection (proximal users) or attempt to infect his PC remotely.

5 State of Mind: always remember CF is destructive and unwanted. This will help you focus on the other guidelines.

The anti-CF administration online hub will be available for further questions or concerns.

Acro wrote:

1 Ban CF from any associated chatroom

I'm already banned, idiot. FOR LIFE.

Acro wrote:

2 Prevent CF from joining your games using various lockout procedures

My lag prevents me from joining most games as it is.

Acro wrote:

3 Attempt to belittle and demoralize CF (anything goes, for the greater good)

FI already did that.

Acro wrote:

4 Attempt to sabotage his internet connection (proximal users) or attempt to infect his PC remotely.

I sabotage my own internet connection with my massive porn and warez downloads. And they infect my PC like crazy.

Acro wrote:

The anti-CF administration online hub will be available for further questions or concerns.

I thought #winbolo was the anti-CF administration hub.

CF

ROFL Nice CF. :D

And insurgent, this might work, but it just ain't practical. If you're a pirate, then you're a selfless monster ownin it up alone, not givin a shit, why would ya follow a code? Like, ONE MEASLEY PILL? Bah. Ally and steal as many pills as you can, then leave with a lot of booty, and let the team you just stole from try to take you on. Besides, if all the pirates (We'll say 4) get 4 pills each, by destroying the big base, they're gonna have to attack each other sometime to end the game.