ok so i was playing in an open game, there was an enemy pill that was nearly dead, but if you kepted shooting it, it would not die, no lag what so ever, you could rebuild the pill yes, but once you shot at it to a certain point it stayed like that, then after a while, it finally died...
And then, my friend Chuck walked in and he was all "Dude, shut up" and I was like "No way, man" and he just walked out because he knows I'm badass, so then I went back to playing the game and the pill still wouldn't die, so then Chuck's girlfriend walks in and starts whining about what a loser her boyfriend is and then I say yeah and then I say I'll go out with her but then I dump her for this game, in which the pillbox still won't die, so I keep shooting at it and it's not working, and then Chuck walks back in and he's all "Dude, shut up" and I'm all "I dumped your girlfriend, dude" and then he starts calling for his mommy, and then the pillbox that wouldn't die even though there was no lag or anything still wouldn't die, so then I was all WTF on it and then I rebuilt it and it still wouldn't die, so then Chuck's mom walks in and tells me what a bastard I've been to her son and then I tell her to shut that ugly bitch mouth of hers, and then she starts bawling, and then the pillbox still wouldn't die, it just kept on going, and so Chuck's DAD walked in and he was all "You a bitch mofo" so I got up and beat his ass and HE walked out crying, and then the pillbox that wouldn't die didn't die, even though there was no lag, so then the Army showed up and said "you're under arrest for beating up Chuck's dad" and then I was all "I drive a tank, mofo, but this pillbox still won't die" and then the Captain said "there probably was lag, dipshit" and so I bitch-slapped him and then he started crying, and then the Army started shooting at me but I was all "i'm in a tank, mofo" so then they all started crying and ran home to their mommies, but the pillbox still wouldn't die so I just sat there shooting at it and wondering why it wouldn't die, so I made a borg to sit there and shoot at the pillbox and I went to the mall with my friends and I hit on some models when i was there and they were all "your fine" and I got all their numbers and then I came back and the pillbox still wasn't dead, and I was like "wtf there's no lag" and then
The Nazis could have used a few pbs like that at Normandy.
