top 100 reasons to ban face

May 20, 2006 09:53 top 100 reasons to ban face
now, on my own, i'm sure i'll only come up with a few ... but if we all work together, i bet we can reach 100! the following are a number of ways in which face regularly disrupts and/or ruins strict games. feel free to add your own, i'm sure the list will only grow.

let's see here:

1) unallies allies in strict games

2) intentionally shoots allies in strict games for 'being morons'

3) intentionally shoots allies' lgms in strict games

4) attempts to wall allies in strict games

5) verbally harasses allies then quits strict games before they are done

6) sits idle in strict game. then, after teams are formed (and he is walled for being idle, so that he won't interfere) proceeds to unlock the game, rejoin, not leave when asked (repeatedly) and kill lgms and players

7) claims to have mapped games as a basis for asking players, impolitely, to leave the game - which actually works sometimes

that's it for now - more as i think of them! add your own! it's cathardic!

-= d
May 20, 2006 09:55
2, 3 and 6 are reasons for his removal.
May 20, 2006 10:06
> face regularly disrupts and/or ruins strict games

More lies without proof.

Regarding 1 through 7, if I wasn't supposed to do these things you say, then why does the game let me? Perhaps what you're really asking for is a feature request.

I suggest this thread be moved to Feature Requests.

By the way, you tried for 100 and only got 7 by yourself, way to come up short.
May 20, 2006 12:48
I R TEH FLADDDDDDDD

and I totally take my dont ban face post.

The kids a fucking moron and a person like that within in the community should be banned.
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May 20, 2006 16:24
He's doing actual damage, though.
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May 20, 2006 16:30
(-_-)zzz wrote:
Regarding 1 through 7, if I wasn't supposed to do these things you say, then why does the game let me? Perhaps what you're really asking for is a feature request.


Even if a "Dick-B-Gone" patch was feasible and practical, Elvis has other things to do. It's much simpler to remove people from the game.
May 21, 2006 05:48 oooh, a dick-be-gone patch! :)
face-

most of the things you do to disrupt strict games (see: my list) coulnd't be 'fixed' with any patch. how would the system know if you shot an lgm on purpose or by accident? only humans viewing logs could know that. what about the strict game you totalled by idling, getting walled, unlocked, rejoining? the only patch to fix that would be a 'boot' feature, which would be more abused than productively used.

basically, this is why ops are here: to deal with the issues that aren't hard-wired into the game. there will always be assholes like you who work within the confines of the game's programming but still ruin games for other people - which is why there are ops, and you are banned.

-= d
May 21, 2006 05:52
(-_-)zzz wrote:
> face regularly disrupts and/or ruins strict games

More lies without proof."

proof? there are many log files showing the things on the list. jhood has, amongst others, seen them - i imagine that's why you were banned: because, in fact, there *is* proof.

"Regarding 1 through 7, if I wasn't supposed to do these things you say, then why does the game let me?"

the game also 'lets' you prefarm, join a strict and start taking bases before teams are made, not hold when hold is called, etc.... what the game 'lets you do' doesn't correspond to what you 'should' do always

"I suggest this thread be moved to Feature Requests."

why, am i embarassing you? none of the things you did that are on my list could be solved with a feature. idiot much?

"By the way, you tried for 100 and only got 7 by yourself, way to come up short"

naw, i'm leaving the rest for others to fill in - don't want to hog the glory

-=k
May 21, 2006 20:15 Re: top 100 reasons to ban face
derami wrote:
now, on my own, i'm sure i'll only come up with a few ... but if we all work together, i bet we can reach 100! the following are a number of ways in which face regularly disrupts and/or ruins strict games. feel free to add your own, i'm sure the list will only grow.

let's see here:

1) unallies allies in strict games

2) intentionally shoots allies in strict games for 'being morons'

3) intentionally shoots allies' lgms in strict games

4) attempts to wall allies in strict games

5) verbally harasses allies then quits strict games before they are done

6) sits idle in strict game. then, after teams are formed (and he is walled for being idle, so that he won't interfere) proceeds to unlock the game, rejoin, not leave when asked (repeatedly) and kill lgms and players

7) claims to have mapped games as a basis for asking players, impolitely, to leave the game - which actually works sometimes

that's it for now - more as i think of them! add your own! it's cathardic!

-= d


to me only 6 and 7 are bannable offences. the rest of it is just being a dick. zzz, u would not have to put up with such flack of u were not infact, such a penis wrinkle. if u want to fuck up your team by shooting the lgm of a teamate or killing them because u think they didnt to something right thats your busness, its not bannable. its just dumb. all and all its better that your not a part of this game. this is the first time i have ever said that about another player in this comunity, i think even dz has more respect on the playing of the game then u. hes a good player and knows how to be a team mate. all i gotta say is getta clue. nobody fuckin likes u. and they dont like u for a reason, your the biggest dick to ever play winbolo. and thats a hard task here. congradulations.
May 21, 2006 22:10 guess what? I've got a new signature!
"How is killing my ally's LGM a bannable offense?"
- (-_-)zzz

I'm not going to adapt on my disdain for this particular boloteer
but I thought this was worth putting up here
May 22, 2006 02:09
yes, we all know zzz is a complete dick face. but u still have to go by policy. and im my eyes, only 2 of the 7 listed are a bannable offence. btw, this is just my opnion. if u were banned for just being a dick then i would not be on irc. Nor would anyone, because eveyone is a dick sometimes.
May 22, 2006 02:12
I don't think anyone's saying that 5 of those 7 listed are bannable offenses, those 5 are just there to emphasize that he's done nothing redeeming. Insult to injury, as it were.
May 22, 2006 03:12
true, gd...u fucks should be lawers.
May 22, 2006 03:21
I like being able to sleep at night, actually.
May 22, 2006 10:11 clarification
sorry, i didn't mean to imply that the list had to be made up of exclusively bannable offenses in terms of the policy. i'm just suggesting *reasons* why he should - german: sollten, not sollen - be banned, whether or not they fall under the technical jurisdiction of the ops. they can be more existential, like 'he is a giant suxing assmonkey'

-= d
May 22, 2006 11:35 Re: oooh, a dick-be-gone patch! :)
derami wrote:
how would the system know if you shot an lgm on purpose or by accident? only humans viewing logs could know that.


Yes and no. You claim I killed your LGM on purpose. I killed the LGM on purpose, but I didn't know it was yours. Only the shooter really knows if it was on purpose or an accident. A solution to this would be for the system to ask the ally to allow their LGM to be killed by the allied shooter. Otherwise a set of heuristics could be used.
May 22, 2006 21:37
so your saying u pulled a noob move? blasting an unknown lgm?
May 24, 2006 01:25
aw. I'm a total nUb.

And zzz, i played an open with you yesterday, was lots of fun. You must've been in a real good mood. I'll definitely play with you again.

Jason#8
Jul 06, 2006 21:49
I'll back up Derami on this. Face/zzz has done this to me before. I never claim to be the best player but I have gotten a lot better than I used to be and I don't appreciate being attacked from my own side during a strict or open.
Jul 08, 2006 07:38
FreeAgent wrote:
I'll back up Derami on this. Face/zzz has done this to me before. I never claim to be the best player but I have gotten a lot better than I used to be and I don't appreciate being attacked from my own side during a strict or open.


I don't appreciate having my LGM killed, stupid plants, stupid spikes, or useless allies that sit around and let pillboxes get stolen. I don't recall which offenses you did, but there definitely was one. I don't attack my allies for no reason.
Jul 08, 2006 15:49
I too agree with the majority on this one, you are a real prick to your allies. As soon as they make one error or even you make one error the fault is 100% to blame on your allies.

As if you can do nothing wrong and your allies can do nothing right unless they do EXACTLY what you want them to do. You are always a last option for me to ally you. I would prefer ally a terrible player then to ally you, because at least that terrible player is more humble and trustworthy.

I'm not gonna bash your skill your a solid player, but your far from the best, until your a: "Underdog" or a "Sloth" or someone that we consider to be bolo prestige your criticism is by far non- constructive.

Furthermore, I have already predicted your response, which is all too nostaligic. See if Ive got it down here; "Well, I can beat you addy." Whether this is true or not, which we both have yet and will always have yet to see you have never beaten me 1x1 becuase I refuse to play with the likes of your kind. Your somewhere between a cockroach and the foam that accumulates on the corner of a dogs mouth. But my insults are still rambling off the point, you need to learn to work with your partners rather then ride your partners. You need to learn what you couldve done better to make things different in order to excell and become better then you are.

If someone has it readily available, I do not, could you post the link to Sam Hains (Hard8's) link on strategy and improvement, as face truely needs to read this and rediscover things a bit.

You can feel free to bash me with w/e you would like from this post on out, for I will not contribute to this conversation or topic again. Good luck zzz becoming a man!
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Jul 08, 2006 15:53
w00t!
Jul 09, 2006 00:31
Top 100 reasons to ban Acro. Actually better make it 1000 reasons so we don't miss any.

CF
Jul 19, 2006 05:24
you know. fuck you all guys. if face what to be a ass. let him. there no reason here at all to ban him. beside yout own personal "cry me a fucking river" reason. either don't ally him or try to work with him. or even help me out like train him.
Jul 19, 2006 06:01
Indiana said it! Just ignore him and he'll go away! Or, if he's being particularly naughty, just scold him a little and he'll come right around! Also, revive issues that have been dead for weeks!
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