I'm new but i'm not inexpirienced!

yo every1 wats up? hey sure im new 2 internet bolo but im definitely not inexpireinced cuz i used to play AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the time @school with my friends and believe me i was real good. i hope i can get on the rankings soon if i just keep playing and playing :wink: :D hope ta see ya on da battlefield people and bye!!!!! :D :wink:

Oh ya and if ya wanna start a team and ur good let me know! :wink:

In the immortal words of 80's band Nu Shooz, "Baby, I-I-I can't wait."

Kax

heh.

Q-mandabomb wrote:

yo every1 wats up? hey sure im new 2 internet bolo but im definitely not inexpireinced cuz i used to play AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the time @school with my friends and believe me i was real good. i hope i can get on the rankings soon if i just keep playing and playing :wink: :D hope ta see ya on da battlefield people and bye!!!!! :D :wink:

Well Mr Mandabomb;

I kind of like your style. I was young once and I think the Bolo
community has become very staid and turgid (that is not a good
condition in case you do not know the word, if like me, you believe
in a thrusting, finding the edge kind of approach to Bolo). I think we should consider you for the Bolo inner cabal. This is a difficult thing to get
into I hope you realise but I assure you it is worth it. You will
gain total control over the game through the 7 secret back doors
and the real pill takes that are not in the public guides.
I will bring it up at the next meeting and in the meantime, I will
send some diagrams for secret handshakes and some ceremonial headgear for you to practice. You can identify other inner cabal members through the use of teh secret password (squorrox). I ask you not to repeat or broadcast this word and to destroy this message after reading it.

Desmo

you always make me laugh des ...
*falls over giggling*

Min wrote:

you always make me laugh des ...
*falls over giggling*

AAAAAAAAARGH; I did not mean to broadcast the secret Inner
Cabal password to all of the internet.

Am I in DEEP doo doos at the next cabal meeting.

While we are at it, I am all in favour of your secret powers
being extended for another 6 months and your promotion to
Level II Bolo Meister. There are only 2 Level III meisters left out there
(one went insane 2 months ago and another died mysteriously
last October): Pawn is one and AddBoy is the other but do not tell
anyone.

Desmo

where do we meet during our meeetings? :? :lol:

Ha! U ppl crack me up!

-Madd Maxx- *<|:0)

or whatever

Q-mandabomb wrote:

where do we meet during our meeetings? :? :lol:

I am afraid that that is classified information but if you promise not to post the information on a discussion forum or tell anyone, I can give you some clues. You will need to have your passport and a packed suitcase or perhaps an overnight bag with a toothbrush, basic cosmetics (for the secret rituals) and some sedatives ready at all times. If you live in
Liechtenstein, you will not need your passport. THAT IS A CLUE but keep it to yourself. The meetings are then held at a secret location but it is usually done in the EuroBurger bar near the redlight district.

You might as well see the agenda for the next meeting.


1) Minutes of secret meeting held in ****burger bar, *****tenstein
May 10th 203 to be approved.

2) Destruction of the secret bolo guide pages on Ping and Dos attacks.
It looks like we have been rumbled.

3) Approval of new inner cabal members. Henry Kissinger (sheeps)
and Pol Pot (AddBoy) are stepping down.

4) Discussion of sponsorship deals with ***si and **ca **la.

5) Date of next meeting to be decided.

all righty then. but what if i live on da opposite side of the globe as u? hmmm...slight problem there :lol: :?

Q-mandabomb wrote:

all righty then. but what if i live on da opposite side of the globe as u? hmmm...slight problem there :lol: :?

I live on top of a mountain in Nepal, in a 1500 year old monsatery
where I live on Blue Sheep cheese and nettles. Luckily
the monsatery has good ethernet and we are well connected.

I am not sure I like your attitude though. You may not have the
kind of "no obstacle too great" approach that we need for the inner
cabal. Please do not be offended, many are looked at but few
are chosen. I can recommend you to a local chapter of a
knitting circle or how about rug making or flower arranging.
I am sure I can use my contacts to get you in without a fuss.

Desmo

ok