Acro's Christmas

<Acro> my Christmas went well because YOU weren't present
<CF> a tv dinner eaten in solitutude? well at least it was better than your previous christmas
<CF> you know - the one you spent in jail after the "fountain incident"
<Acro> don't go there
<Acro> pleeeez
<CF> thats what the children were screaming during the incident, if i recall
<CF> merry christmas, indeed
<Acro> I didn't expect those used sofas to explode like that
<CF> it was a good thing they did - i think thats the only thing that distracted those two bears
<Acro> only momentarily, then they continued to feast on flesh
<CF> if only the helicopter hadnt run out of fuel
<CF> we should have calibrated that laser more accurately, too
<Acro> that olde peep sight just couldn't get with the times
<Acro> 'and I thought I was so clever
<Acro> until those houses burst into flame
<CF> is that why they decided to demolish the dam upstream? or was that a side effect of the grenade battle?
<Acro> it was an attempt by the rebels to hide evidence of genocide
<Acro> except that the torrent unearthed 500+ corpses and deposited them on the gov't building lawn
<CF> you should never have given the rebels all that gold - it would have been better spent repairing the damage you did downtown
<Acro> nah...I spraypainted chunks of lead
<CF> oh yes - just like that time in china, ha ha!
<Acro> works every time
<CF> hooo boy
<CF> its been good catching up

CF

<Acro> don't go there
<Acro> pleeeez
<CF> thats what the children were screaming during the incident, if i recall

COMIC GOLD.

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