somebody, please help me

Hello, I am the Knight who SUX ASS. also known as Knight of the Nee, I have tarnished that name to a point that it can no longer be ressurected. So poor, are my combat skills, that I insult the terms of "suck". :oops: Now having admitted my loack in ability, I cry for help.
strategy guides have not been of much assistance. I respectfully request that a more masterful player, such as Ren, help me in a map and teach me the skills to eventually become a formidable adversary. I hope that I can prove that mine is more a name than the once, trivial title, formerly known as Knight of the Nee. Pity this creature, for he is a ship in need of guidance, tired of hitting every obstacle along the way. Please reply, give me a map, time, whatever. Thank you for saving me from continuing humiliation.
the Knight who is to embarrassed to say Nee. :cry:

heh, we all started out as crappy players......i suggest practice, practice, practice! i too, have been trained to do certain things by ren and various other players. i might be able to show u a few pilltakes if no one else volunteres.....until then, just keep practicing! :D :) :wink:
ps: have u tried deadsey's multemidia pillbox guide? it really helps u understand the basics..... :)

that would b great. I been playin since 'bout late July. I really need the help. wut's d address 4 deadsey's site? In the mean time, anyone who's available, tell me wen u can help by scheduling sumtin

qmada i alredy show him but he don't practice u need to practice more im not good like other player but im a liltle better than before because of practic

I practice, it just not workin. I need serious trainin help

that alll i can teach u like saiyan and ren teach me

That's y I askin for HELP FROM OTHER PEOPLE (no offense blue but I wanna learn from a vet or pro).
anyone, please respond to my post

The guide that shows basically all the pilltakes is
here

make sure to practice practice practice!

just becuse your a vet dont mean your good at bolo. i used to play this shit in high school on macs with my gay ass teacher that got caught with child porn on his computer. theres only so much a person can teach another person. pill takes.....pill placement and base handeling. its really not a matter of skill...any goof can watch a person take a pill and a base and copy it. thats not the point... its a matter of speed and stradigy...once u get timeing down its all good from there.