Warning: NEW BOLO CRUTCH: SmarmyBot

Bolo is a sacred game and HACKS are a betrayal of ancient codes
and a crutch for the pathetic not to mention a pain in the bum for Elvis
etc. as he has to write code to get round them.

I have just been playing a 7x7 with team Smorgasbord and feel weak
as I have noticed a new hack. This hack is subtle as well as terrifying
and will lead to the ultimate downfall of Bolo if we are not careful. This
hack allows perfectly ordinary idiots, mentally challengeds, verbal
dwarves and general Joe Schmos to pose as witty, urbane, sophisticated, verbal acrobats. It has several settings (Aesthete (old fashioned
vocabulary with lots of big words); Cutting (insults to leave your
enemies gasping) Jolly (streaming wit and up to date gossip); serious (non-stop political commentary) or One-of-the-boys (friendly without
being suffocating)) and will turn a Bluesnake or a Sheeps into a
David Niven or a Cary Grant at the click of a mouse button.

FRIENDS, we have to be strong.

Desmo

I see you have your's set on the highest setting desmo.

Verbal dwarves!!!! LOL. again, lol. Kick-ass expression, Des...and it describes more than 50% of the american population.....oh, and Des....don't overuse semicolons, hehe.

Desmo wrote:

Bolo is a sacred game and HACKS are a betrayal of ancient codes
and a crutch for the pathetic not to mention a pain in the bum for Elvis
etc. as he has to write code to get round them.

I have just been playing a 7x7 with team Smorgasbord and feel weak
as I have noticed a new hack. This hack is subtle as well as terrifying
and will lead to the ultimate downfall of Bolo if we are not careful. This
hack allows perfectly ordinary idiots, mentally challengeds, verbal
dwarves and general Joe Schmos to pose as witty, urbane, sophisticated, verbal acrobats. It has several settings (Aesthete (old fashioned
vocabulary with lots of big words); Cutting (insults to leave your
enemies gasping) Jolly (streaming wit and up to date gossip); serious (non-stop political commentary) or One-of-the-boys (friendly without
being suffocating)) and will turn a Bluesnake or a Sheeps into a
David Niven or a Cary Grant at the click of a mouse button.

FRIENDS, we have to be strong.

Desmo

hehehe.....


note: this a useless post, bwhahahaha ;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Who wrote this bot and where can i download a copy of it? (to whoever wrote this bot [prolly SJ], Congrats! Where can i gitta copy of it?)

-Madd Maxx-

what bot you tool

sheeps wrote:

I see you have your's set on the highest setting desmo.

Who? me? I never touch usenet or IRC without it.
In reality, I am a tub of lard sitting here on my sofa with a crate of beer
watching afternoon TV and shouting obscenities at the dog. Here:
I will demonstrate; I will disconnect SmarmyBot. ..... CLICK .....

...what the .... you looking at me? .... blow it out your ass motor cycle man

CLICK .... see what I mean>? It really is an astounding piece of work.
Now you clearly do not need such a crutch; just a few big words
here and there; the odd piece of latin thrown in and you would be
perfectly presentable. Some of the others round here worry me though.

Desmo