underdog's Keyboard Adventure

Drinking and using a laptop are two things one shouldn't do at the same time. If only underdog would have known this in advance. Here for your viewing pleasure is the channel log between ud and E^2.


<underdog> i poured juice on my keyboard a yesterday and now my comp acts gay if i press certain keys
<underdog> like windows popup instead of letters in text
<underdog> for example, the f key opens the find function
<E^2> is the windows key stuck?
<underdog> for a while my space and delete and \ key didnt work
<underdog> now they sort of work
<E^2> windows key +f brings up find usually
<underdog> somewhat
<E^2> might of got some juice on the contacts
<underdog> my upper right key area
<E^2> I'd try cleaning it
<underdog> is g
<underdog> my upper right key area
<underdog> FUQ
<underdog> KEYBOARD IS FUCKED
<E^2> time to get a new onoe?
<E^2> one
<underdog> I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITA
<underdog> IT KEYBOARD ON LAPTOP
<underdog> CANT REPLACE
<E^2> oh
<E^2> thats notgood
<underdog> THE KEY AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET
<underdog> FUX UP
<underdog> CANT USE IT
<E^2> L
<underdog> YA
<underdog> CANT USE IT
<underdog> CAPITA OR NOT
<E^2> how will you ever be able to express Love
<E^2> and Like
<E^2> and Larry
<E^2> and luck
<underdog> I CANT EVEN AKE NOISE OUT Y OUTH WHI1E SI1ING
<E^2> etc
<E^2> exactly
<underdog> 1o1
<underdog> ARTIFICIA1 1OVE AINT THE SA/\/\E
<underdog> FUX
<underdog> TIE TO RESET
<E^2> haha
* underdog (~somefool@st0001.nas931.otsu.nttpc.ne.jp) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

I've had the same ctrl key problem. Just hit ctrl-c then hit ctrl a bunch o' times.

keyboards on laptops are replaceable, maybe someone should let ud know that ..

There is usually a way to lift or remove the keyboard, depending on who makes it, then you could wash it with warm water to remove the stick. I used to have an IBM that made it really easy, but most companies make it a pain no doubt. Maybe just unplug and remove battery and do a light wash? (don't use the dishwasher!) or is that too dangerous? Although, do you really need the L and M? I say you don't, just create your own special language! It's not like Kanji uses it either :)

sheeps wrote:

There is usually a way to lift or remove the keyboard, depending on who makes it, then you could wash it with warm water to remove the stick. I used to have an IBM that made it really easy, but most companies make it a pain no doubt. Maybe just unplug and remove battery and do a light wash? (don't use the dishwasher!) or is that too dangerous? Although, do you really need the L and M? I say you don't, just create your own special language! It's not like Kanji uses it either :)

remove the keyboard .... a "light" wash is asking for trouble, since most cpus/mainboards in laptops are .. right below the keyboard ... electronics don't like water ... in any volume.

Min

underdog wrote:

THE KEY AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET

Anyone else see something weird about this line? If you don't, triple click this box:

He says the L doesn't work, yet uses it in ALPHABET!

Sticks wrote:

Drinking and using a laptop are two things one shouldn't do at the same time. If only underdog would have known this in advance. Here for your viewing pleasure is the channel log between ud and E^2.


<underdog> i poured juice on my keyboard a yesterday and now my comp acts gay if i press certain keys
<underdog> like windows popup instead of letters in text
<underdog> for example, the f key opens the find function
<E^2> is the windows key stuck?
<underdog> for a while my space and delete and \ key didnt work
<underdog> now they sort of work
<E^2> windows key +f brings up find usually
<underdog> somewhat
<E^2> might of got some juice on the contacts
<underdog> my upper right key area
<E^2> I'd try cleaning it
<underdog> is g
<underdog> my upper right key area
<underdog> FUQ
<underdog> KEYBOARD IS FUCKED
<E^2> time to get a new onoe?
<E^2> one
<underdog> I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITA
<underdog> IT KEYBOARD ON LAPTOP
<underdog> CANT REPLACE
<E^2> oh
<E^2> thats notgood
<underdog> THE KEY AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET
<underdog> FUX UP
<underdog> CANT USE IT
<E^2> L
<underdog> YA
<underdog> CANT USE IT
<underdog> CAPITA OR NOT
<E^2> how will you ever be able to express Love
<E^2> and Like
<E^2> and Larry
<E^2> and luck
<underdog> I CANT EVEN AKE NOISE OUT Y OUTH WHI1E SI1ING
<E^2> etc
<E^2> exactly
<underdog> 1o1
<underdog> ARTIFICIA1 1OVE AINT THE SA/\/\E
<underdog> FUX
<underdog> TIE TO RESET
<E^2> haha
* underdog (~somefool@st0001.nas931.otsu.nttpc.ne.jp) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

well good job bro. you really using the computer that dad bought for you really well.. shessh. asshole

DogHouse wrote:

underdog wrote:

THE KEY AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET

Anyone else see something weird about this line? If you don't, triple click this box:

He says the L doesn't work, yet uses it in ALPHABET!

Whoa. the triple click thing is amazing. :shock:

I spilt chocolate on my keyboard while playing winbolo once.

Oh, I spilt it on my printer, scanner, and main computer console too. Yes, it was a TALL Glass

This thread has to be one of the funjiest I've read in a while, I don't really have anything constructive to add to the whole thing but I just felt I should voice the opinion of those who are reading and laughing in the background :lol:

Poor u/d, maybe you will now learn the dangers of drinking and driving (small sprites in the image of tanks). Phone the manufacturer of your laptop and ask them about replacement parts, I'm sure they'll have some ideas. Turns out I did have something constructive to say, now I'm just typing needlessly. I'm going to stop now.......................................................................................................this line looks better so I'll stop here.

Ess-K :twisted:

this is an old thread, but in reference to using L in alphabet, i was able to use it cuz i was holding down shift, which worked. however, the L key alone did not. if this explanation didnt make sense to you, or youd like to ask me more about it, you can go **** yourself, LAMER

Heheh, when my keyboard broked. I just returned it and used up the warranty!