Things that are, or should be capital offenses in texas

I've compiled a list of transgressions i've seen that are currently capital offenses in texas.

1) Ren - Mugging me and stealing my chocolate every time in join irc. Repeat offender. Definitely career criminal material.

2) Qaz123 - for a misleading title for a thread. What does donuts have to do with the possibility the counters might roll-over, or worse the Winbolo world might come to an abrupt end when all counters get stuck on 9's. Not to mention the conversion going on about the identity crisis qaz123 might be having. The donut question belongs on a cop WEB site, they are the donut experts!

3) GOIL & Tim_the_Saxophonist - Tim for merely being in two age groups at the same time. Goil for allowing this perversion to occur. Next he'll be talking about goats and sheep or cats and dogs, and who knows what else. The second and more serious offense is thinking that all people die upon reaching the ripe old age of 41. This is very much like the European belief that the world was flat. I'm wondering what horrible tragedy he thinks befalls one when they reach beyond over-the-hill and wind up on the downward slope to oblivion. Maybe he thinks old farts are turned into Soylent green, synthetic beef jerky, become crash test dummies. Who knows?

I think just being ren in general should be a capital offense......or maybe just punishable by an assraping from skywalker and underdog, or having to live with lrl for 2 weeks

Or perhaps being SuicidJky's co-pilot on a drunken spree through town.

He couldn't handle that

wonka wrote:

I've compiled a list of transgressions i've seen that are currently capital offenses in texas.

1) Ren - Mugging me and stealing my chocolate every time in join irc. Repeat offender. Definitely career criminal material.

2) Qaz123 - for a misleading title for a thread. What does donuts have to do with the possibility the counters might roll-over, or worse the Winbolo world might come to an abrupt end when all counters get stuck on 9's. Not to mention the conversion going on about the identity crisis qaz123 might be having. The donut question belongs on a cop WEB site, they are the donut experts!

3) GOIL & Tim_the_Saxophonist - Tim for merely being in two age groups at the same time. Goil for allowing this perversion to occur. Next he'll be talking about goats and sheep or cats and dogs, and who knows what else. The second and more serious offense is thinking that all people die upon reaching the ripe old age of 41. This is very much like the European belief that the world was flat. I'm wondering what horrible tragedy he thinks befalls one when they reach beyond over-the-hill and wind up on the downward slope to oblivion. Maybe he thinks old farts are turned into Soylent green, synthetic beef jerky, become crash test dummies. Who knows?

Your weird!! Stay away from my Children :lol:

skywalker wrote:

Your weird!! Stay away from my Children :lol:

Thanks Sky, that's the best compliment i've ever got from you.

-W

P.S. here kiddy kiddy, would you like some chocolate... heh heh heh :evil:

hrmmm, This is useless post #541

Then don't post it Maxx. gaygaygaygay


Er, don't be st00pid :shock: .

Heh, I love the shock smilie.

OK, i skrewed up on my poll. :oops:
death seems slightly overkill(no pun intended)

Next he'll be talking about goats and sheep or cats and dogs, and who knows what else.

:?: explain what age has to do with animals, other than that they start with A.

The second and more serious offense is thinking that all people die upon reaching the ripe old age of 41. This is very much like the European belief that the world was flat. I'm wondering what horrible tragedy he thinks befalls one when they reach beyond over-the-hill and wind up on the downward slope to oblivion. Maybe he thinks old farts are turned into Soylent green, synthetic beef jerky, become crash test dummies. Who knows?

If you really want to know, i hunt them down and kill them myself because lets face it, it all goes downhill from there(again, no pun intended)
If you did your research, you would know that goil was the fist mecenarry to work for the russians and the americans. Because of my detest for old age, i named myself this. by the way, will everyone who reads this post, spacifically wonke give me their adress for, um, tax reasons. :twisted: