i got jacked by a 40oz bottle of fine malt liquor

Oct 26, 2003 02:07 i got jacked by a 40oz bottle of fine malt liquor
im at my house......chillin....when upstairs my friend sets his mickeys on the edge of the banister....he falls back and knocks the bottle over...the shit hit me right on the head from a story up and gave me a gd concusion...well i thought u all would like to hear that im in pain and im bored. thanks to my friend i have a golf ball on the top on my skull...i look like a damn cone head.
Oct 26, 2003 02:08
lol
Oct 26, 2003 02:13
poor baby.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 26, 2003 02:14
hehe
Oct 26, 2003 03:03
That HAD to hurt. I'll bet there was so much cussin' even Lynk could hear it. :D
Oct 26, 2003 03:45
much foul language....u can say i sounded like a sailor on the 1st hole of a golf corse and all i brought was a putter. pissed. needless to say my so called friend was laughin his ass off....thats grounds for an eyebrow shaveing when he passes out at my place again. :twisted:
Oct 26, 2003 04:02
Take a permanent marker and write

"I'm an Idiot"

on his head, just above the shaved eyebrows....
Oct 26, 2003 18:59
that comes off...i want a lasting effect...but i can do both....but i have a plan...im gunna call him and tell him im a cab driver ....and that i boned his chick in my cab....and im gunna say that im comeing to his house right now to kick his ass......then ill call a cab co. and send one over to his house...hehe buts thats pretty evil.
Oct 26, 2003 19:02
lolomatic.
Oct 26, 2003 20:06
If you know tatoo, A big 'L' on his forehead would be the lasting effect you're looking for......although you may want to move out of state immediately afterward. :D :) :D
Oct 26, 2003 20:31
Count your blessings... it coulda been a kegger party! Actually, you're in luck when you think about it because now you have a built-in Halloween costume, Beldar!
Oct 27, 2003 13:24
ahhhh yes....it has been my life dream to gain a free costume for halloween...and here i went out and bought a hanable lector mask for the hell of it....i can be the conehead version of the lector. yes....yes indeed.