#winbolo funnies

During the summer, I started saving funny things that people would say in #winbolo. I stopped doing it 3 months ago, but I thought I'd paste what I had so far.

Here we go.

[17:52] <Kax> I'm not defending shooting indians
[17:52] <MadScout> lol
[17:52] <Kax> I am, however, defending shooting lgms
[17:52] <Kax> who are the most-shot group in history
[17:52] <MadScout> yeah but they're not extinct like the incas
[17:52] <Kax> mine practically is

[21:50] <Kax> I think bolo disadvantages those with a job

[19:20] <kax> the thing I like about Q_manda_bomb is he's the kinda guy who's not afraid to use three different emoticons in a row
[19:20] <fi> lol
[19:20] <Ren> heh
[19:21] <kax> it takes a special man
[19:21] <kax> and a special bus to drive that special man

[21:23] <kax> I wonder if I could get myself into a pillwar on JonnyWar I

[21:18] <underdog> hehe, did you realious the homosexual inuendo in the name kax when you chose it kax?
[21:19] <kax> which innuendo?
[21:19] <underdog> say that outloud
[21:19] <underdog> kax sounds like "cocks" with an accent
[21:20] <kax> you're the one with a thinly-veiled beastiality reference, dude

[22:41] <kax> I need to get a car for my mp3 player

[16:44] <ren> chilla*
[16:44] <kax> your father's worried about you recalling your childhood as one long pillwar


[21:36] <kax> bluesnake, the advantage of being you is that you never need to pay for drugs
[21:36] <kax> you can just be you

[21:37] <bluesnake> kax what do you talking about
[21:37] <bluesnake> huh????
[21:37] <kax> I don't even know where to begin, but I'll try
[21:37] <kax> This is the planet earth
[21:38] <kax> you are located somewhere on the surface of our planet, although how you got here is unclear

[10:04] <thumper> you could be evil by asking ren a question in the message window, then kill him when he stops to answer it

[15:38] <thumper> actually my favorite bolo moment has been when the nickname "bambi" inspired ren to demand a 1x1 with me

[15:51] <kax> when you play ren, it's courteous to allow him to set up his line before you attack him
[15:52] <kax> especially when he's my ally

How about my favorite in-game funny:

Cheeseman was sitting on a base refueling.
I approached.
Cheeseman then proceeded to plant and heat a pill to make me back off.
But he had his builder set on 'walls'.
So his lgm went out and built a wall.
Then he proceeded to 'heat' the wall.
But he shot too soon and.....OOH they got me!!!!!

Hehe!!!
:D :D :D

Hehe, funny. Why didn't you include any of my funny antics?

thats hilarious acro. so are alll the chat logs fi......all i can say is ehehehehehheheheheheheh :D :) :o 8) :lol: :wink: :roll: :idea:

vAcro: That is a really funny story!