Lord of the Flame

After watching a number of flame wars and posts, I was wondering who might be the best at it. I'm basing this on originality, being subtle yet not too personal, and just plain a**ed funny. My vote hands down has to go to both sickboy and desmo. I give sickboy 1st because of his Halloween story . . Following in the 3rd spot is Kax, I learn a new word every time he makes a post. You must keep a dictionary and thesaurus within arm's reach when perusing his soliloquies.

Desmo flames? I thought he was just making funny and sacarstic responses. Same with Sickboy.

Yeah, Kax definetely has quite a flair.

Where am I on your top flame list? #69? Just don't put me right behind min pleeeeeeeeeeease.

i dont know min is a pretty good little shit talker. and i have seen him knee deep in poo without a plunger and he seems to handel his flames well...but i have to say fi your good as well....id say u were about the same.

Desmo doesn't flame, he just posts totally satirical nuggest of wisdom. I haven't seen him personally attack anybody.

But I do agree with your pick of Sickboy. I would hate to argue with him as I could easily see a Turrets-induced stream of words coming from him. I'd also place stimpy quite high on that list as well. I haven't seen him argue but he does have plenty of wit to go around.

Kax is able to handle himself very deftly even when the odds are stacked against him. He's just as intelligent as Sickboy and is as sharp as coke-head's razor blade, but doesn't have that potty-humor value that Sickboy does.

Runners up: Min, SuicidJky, and underdog; because I've seen them argue too many damn times before.

SJ is gooooood.

I'm not much of a flamer myself. I'll gladly let others take that crown.

Min

Sticks wrote:

Desmo doesn't flame, he just posts totally satirical nuggest of wisdom. I haven't seen him personally attack anybody.

That is a low blow; how dare you.
You are off my christmas mailing list now you creepo.
As for that Min person, I bet he wears fake tan and a moustache.

Right. Anyone else round here want to insinuate that I am a soft
flamer?

Desmo

Desmo wrote:

That is a low blow; how dare you.
You are off my christmas mailing list now you creepo.
As for that Min person, I bet he wears fake tan and a moustache.

Right. Anyone else round here want to insinuate that I am a soft
flamer?

Desmo

I must admit, you are far better at this than me, I feel mentally bruised by the blow you have struck, ouch ....

Min

Min wrote:

Desmo wrote:

That is a low blow; how dare you.
You are off my christmas mailing list now you creepo.
As for that Min person, I bet he wears fake tan and a moustache.

Right. Anyone else round here want to insinuate that I am a soft
flamer?

Desmo

I must admit, you are far better at this than me, I feel mentally bruised by the blow you have struck, ouch ....

Min

Aaaaaaaargh; maybe I have gone too far.
Ok I was probably wrong about the moustache.

Desmo

heh, well, the truth on that is .... I have a mustache/goatee .... but I'm a typical computer geek type, pasty white. But your comments injure me so deeply that I have trouble composing this response. Soon I will be reduced to a babbling slob.

Min

:idea: where is streetz on your list? I've seen him do more shit-flinging than Jewish monkeys at a poster of Hitler (being Jewish, I think I can make that politically touchy remark). As for me, with the exception of one post in "yes or no?", I think I've been a well-behaved boloteer 8)

i like to flame newbies that either piss me off or........piss me off.

Zozo: Being from German heritage and being somewhat a neo-nazi I take offense to your inferior monkey's throwing shit at the Führer.