Well today I figured I would go buy a powerball ticket. I know I have a better chance to be struck by lightning, but just imagine.
I know I'd never work again, well maybe. Strangely enough I'd still attempt to get a degree. but this is what i would do:
1) buy Three mansions, one east coast, one west coast, one in europe somewhere. (prolly amsterdam)
2)buy land
3) but the biggest, most luxurious yacht I could, and spend a lotta time on it.
4) season tix to the Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox, and Bruins. (luxury box of course)
*note, before i did any of this, I would get myself a good attorney, accountant, and anyone else that i could trust helping me make wise investments.
Sadly, even if you did win that amount, you can't do all that you listed with a mere $200.
I got a Lotto scratcher ticket the other day, and though I didn't win any money, I did win another ticket, and have yet to redeem my prize. Hopefully I'll win something good with the next one.
Yeah, I know. Just nitpicking at your mistake in the way you wrote the amount in the title. :)
I would buy all the land around Maxx's house then put up a massive, gated wall and make anyone who passed the gate in either direction pay a $300 toll. This would serve two purposes: making people think long and hard about whether it's really worth visiting or evening knowing Maxx, and Maxx himself would have to REALLY try to be a human to make his expensive excursions worthwhile. If he dared to move, the cycle would repeat itself since my fleet of Chinook helicopters will be ready to move the fortress at a moment's notice.
If that didn't work to tame him, then I'd seal off the gate and stretch a massive tarp between the walls to block out the sun in the hopes that Maxx will pull a Cobain and save me the money I'd otherwise have to spend hiring Johnnie Cochran.
Well, that and I'd buy me some fancy $75 hookers...
fancy $75 hookers. man you can do better than that. I would reccommend some of the Carson City Brothels, such as the bunny ranch
my personal favorite would be Yvonne, but the minimum $1000 price tag for an hour is kind steep
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id register to winbolo....then......BUY A MERCEDES AND A FERRARI AND A VIPER GT AND LOTSA OTHER COOL CARS.....
bleh.
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:oops: :lol: 8) :shock: :D :) :o :twisted: :roll: :evil: :wink:
I'd probably continue life as normal, because if you buy a lot of shit with that money, you always want more and more. What'd be cool with life as normal is that you don't really have to worry about financial shit at all. No worries at all.
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sky, wasn't Q supposed to be the King of Smileys?
8)
hey ya buz off creep! :D :wink: :lol: 8) :roll:
I can't believe Pimpy would waste any money on Madd Maxx......but neways, I would buy 3 miles of ocean-front property on the coast of Maine and build a huge mansion out of one ton granite blocks. I'd have each block pinned together with 2 inch steel rods. That house would last about 3,000 years and would be a tourist attraction long after I'm dead.
:D :) :D
I thought at first the tonnage was wrong, because I didn't know a carrier could be that small, but the U.S. made some anti-U-boat carriers that small about the same time this one was made. Note that British carriers had steel decks that were impervious to kamikaze aircraft attacks, but the U.S. made carriers with wooden decks in WWII that made it possible for Japanese kamikaze pilots to do hideous amounts of damage. Doh. That was a lesson for our boat-builders. :oops:
ya! you could take it out into international waters and do whatever the fuck u want.
:idea: Madd: on behalf of the entire WBN community ... stop talking please 8)
shut the fuck up zoso, i have been banned for reasons i do not know which are prolly against the policy, so i can talk as much as i fucking want heere.
I'll let you fly a plane into his house if you give me 200 million maxx
MaddMaxx, maybe it'd help if you were just a tad nicer to everyone else. People don't appreciate being told to shut the fuck up and they don't appreciate it when someone keeps talking during their conversation. If you respected other people, you'd receive their respect in return.
I'd probably give out money to family and friends and give at least ten million to Elvis. He could quit his day job and hire some pople to help program WinBolo. Maybe if he finished cloning Bolo, he could work on cloning BMapEdit.
But this is all fantasy. *sob*
Hrmmm..... I would buy a few suits of armour. i would buy winbolo.net winbolo.com and winbolo.us. I would then ban some ppl. Then i would buy my own country and pay elvis to keep making new winbolos. ALL DAY LONG.
:idea: hmmm... that had to be the single worst response yet 8)
