A WinBoloer's New Years Resolution

People,

As I contemplate the dawning of the new year I wonder what other Winboloer's new years resolutions might be. Everyone is going to promise themselves to loose weight, be a nicer person, blah blah blah. Nobody here is going to care about THOSE resolutions. What we need to hear are the resolutions that relate to winbolo. For example, mine are:

1. I don't want to suck at WinBolo anymore.
2. I will be a kinder, gentler tank operator and not allow my poor and helpless LGM to get shot, stranded, walled in, etc. I will not make him traverse 20+ squares of rubble just to harvest a tree next to an occupied base only to get shot and laugh my head off when he says, "OHH, they got me!". I will not drive the tank in the opposite direction as he is trying to return just so I can watch him run.

Anyways, you get the idea...

lol :lol:

I resolve to find new and interesting ways to torture my lgm because I get perverse pleasure from it; in the same way I'd torture 'Tails' in Sonic the Hedgehog 2:

If you use your buttons right, you can make Tails think you're gonna jump off a precipice, but you can abort it and Tails will jump to his death every time....LOL!!!

Or you can position Sonic carefully so Tails lands on spikes or hot lava over and over without finding a safe resting place - torture!!!

Or if you find an area where there is a crushing block, you can zip out at the last second and Tails won't be quick enough and he'll get crushed flat....hehe!!! The look on his face...lol!!!

But this one's by far the best: Command and Conquer Yuri's revenge has a female soldier who shoots a viral infecting agent that causes soldiers to blow up into a messy green cloud and die. Well, I build an army of my own troops....a thousand of them. Then I have my virus lady shoot one of them. It starts a massive chain reaction that takes over 5 minutes to kill them all. The stuff they say...'my life for Yuri!!!' or 'Oh, my head hurts' or 'I'm wounded' or 'I'm only an engineer'......LOL!! The carnage is awesome...dozens of troops screaming and blowing up at once...it sounds like a church choir being burned alive....LOL!!!

(Btw, never, EVER make me a general or president.)

How about we all resolve to be more nicer to each other in the forums?

and the channels, and everywhere. How bout u make a resolution to make some sort of deadline for the next version of winbolo and work towards it as a goal :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: . Happy new year Elvis!

Better yet, some people could stop being such fucking morons and actually excercise their intellect, instead of mindlessly pooping out posts. That'd make the forums and channel more peaceful.

i quite agree
*MaddMaxx looks towards Nova

I'm sorry, who's got 1072 posts?

w00t! w00t! i do! happy new year

So maddmaxx, what's your resolution? To not get banned from servers?

Actually, my new years resolution is to call "french fries" CHIPS. I thought of it whilst playing chess @ skool. I have no clue why we call them "french fries", i don't even know if they're french, but from now on they are Chips to me. As for my new yeere's bolo resolution, i don't have 1 as i will not be playing bolo often.

Madd Maxx wrote:

Actually, my new years resolution is to call "french fries" CHIPS. I thought of it whilst playing chess @ skool. I have no clue why we call them "french fries", i don't even know if they're french, but from now on they are Chips to me. As for my new yeere's bolo resolution, i don't have 1 as i will not be playing bolo often.

I think "potato sticks" is better

taters rox, but those there are CHIPS.

lol

Spud Bud.

hmm, maybe I'll write a program that randomly creates a flame. People could go to the site, press Generate Flame, select the mode: scorch, 3rd Degree, Cinder Sender, or Extra Crispy. Maybe even add an option to randomly flame one of the top 10 flamers.

a big huh?

I think my new years resolution is not to drink as much as yesterday.