Your Horror Movie Title Here

I think the winbolo community should make a horror movie. Our irc and chat content is sufficiently horrifying that providing a visual outlet to accompany the verbally-expressed misanthropy seems only logical.

A web-broadcast B-grade slasher flick...break out the ketchup and a bucket of turkey giblets, we're gonna make the Texas Chainsaw Massacre look like the Disney Channel.

First we need a title...hmmmm....

I nominate:

Night of the Zombie Cyborg Ninja Bastards from Hell!!

Bwaahahahaahhh :twisted:

:idea: nothing quite like quality entertainment for the entire family
can we add some porn sequences with Paris Hilton and I? 8)

Trogdor:~the~Burninator! wrote:

:idea: nothing quite like quality entertainment for the entire family
can we add some porn sequences with Paris Hilton and I? 8)

Absolutely! We're looking for the most bowel-churningly smutty content we can find. Extreme gore is, of course, a basic requisite, but throwing in some violent and exploitative sex would certainly be a welcome addition.

hehe, ya

want a good murder scene? put ren in the same room as most of the people on irc.

:idea: holy shit! you wanna real good plot line? Here's a true story!
Just happened tonight:

We're finished our swim meet and we go to the boys' team dinner party at Hooters (because when I think swimming, I think of hot chicks wearing basically nothing). After eating literally 20 wings, we talk to our hot waitress about getting sponsored by Hooters because of our shirt: it's normal on the front but the back is a thong-shaped Speedo (tm) drenched with water (colored white making it look jizz) with the slogan "we'll get you wet". So we show her the shirt and she asks to try it on. So the dude rips off his shirt and gives it to her. A group of 25 year olds start applauding and taking snaps of her with a camera [queue to Trog...Burninator's porn sequence with Paris Hilton as the waitress]. So he gets the shirt exchanged for one from Hooters, and I get a kick-ass ride back home.
Other than the porn sequence, it's all true! [what can I say, sex sells]
As for the murder scene, you'll have to work that out for yourself 8)

*scene fades in*

Two men and two women are working on tearing apart an already-torn carcass, eating small parts and doing other such stuff to the deceased as they go. Finally, they tire of it and look at each otheer.

"Wanna fuck?" they say in unison. Of course, after a while the chicks start going at it with each other and we get some good gang-bangin' going on there.

Hey! One name I remember! Mad Maxx! Probably only talked, on the forums, but still... DOWN WITH CUSSING :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Seriously,
Lynk
P.S. I wonder who you guys would hate if it weren't for me! :D

Nova wrote:

*scene fades in*

Two men and two women are working on tearing apart an already-torn carcass, eating small parts and doing other such stuff to the deceased as they go. Finally, they tire of it and look at each otheer.

"Wanna fuck?" they say in unison. Of course, after a while the chicks start going at it with each other and we get some good gang-bangin' going on there.

THAT IS SICK.
I'm goin to sue you when I turn, oh, fourty. That'll be about thirty years.
Of course, if you believe that I'll remember this stuff, you must be crazy, but... of course... most of us are, those who come here.

Sickboy wrote:

I think the winbolo community should make a horror movie. Our irc and chat content is sufficiently horrifying that providing a visual outlet to accompany the verbally-expressed misanthropy seems only logical.

A web-broadcast B-grade slasher flick...break out the ketchup and a bucket of turkey giblets, we're gonna make the Texas Chainsaw Massacre look like the Disney Channel.

First we need a title...hmmmm....

I nominate:

Night of the Zombie Cyborg Ninja Bastards from Hell!!

Bwaahahahaahhh :twisted:

I say, Night of the Ninja Monkey Sock Conspiricy Stealer from ****!!!!!!! If you don't like it, go ahead. It doesn't really matter... To MEEEEEEEE!!!!

How about... Somebody walks into a dark room. They carry a gun. Another person walks in. The first shoots him, and then is shot by the HRT nearby. The HRT go into the room, and are eaten by a green mutant blob. Then the mutant blob disintagrates and the camera goes to a cliff, and shows lemming jumping down, and landing on the rocks below, spattering blood everywhere.

Why I am suggesting this?