Michal Jackson

Jan 24, 2004 04:24 Michal Jackson

Question: Why does Michal Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
Answer: Because there's 20 of them!!

-Madd Maxx-

Jan 24, 2004 04:44

:idea: not only is that the dumbest joke ever,
it makes it onto the long list of the dumbest shit
you have ever said 8)

Jan 24, 2004 04:54

I wonder if we could convince everyone to ignore MaddMaxx and make him go away. Sound like a plan?

Jan 24, 2004 05:08

I found the joke entertaining. I also heard:

Why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart?
Boys pants were half off

What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my Sun!!

Ryan Brody: shutthefuckupanddiepainfullykthnxbye

I have to give the credit to Min. I wasn't genious enough to think of that alone

Jan 24, 2004 06:02

Oh boy, those weren't lame at all.

Jan 24, 2004 07:10

Your right Nova, they reminded me of your maps.

Jan 24, 2004 07:32

skywalker wrote:

I have to give the credit to Min. I wasn't genious enough to think of that alone

You spelled "genius wrong."

Oh, and I thought the joke was funny.

Jan 24, 2004 07:33

heh.

Jan 24, 2004 23:09

i have sum good ones on michale jacksoon but i decided not to share em because of the pending flame war.

Jan 25, 2004 03:01

C'mon Q, you can share, what flame war? Oh, that little candle almost blown out. Oh well, we can all sit and wonder what sick/great jokes he can come up with. I guess we'll have to wait for the next little boy that wants to get laid. Oh well

Jason#8

Jan 25, 2004 03:22

Xenocide wrote:
skywalker wrote:

I have to give the credit to Min. I wasn't genious enough to think of that alone

You spelled "genius wrong."

Oh, and I thought the joke was funny.

I did spell genius wrong, but you used spelled incorrectly. In the past participle it should be spelt. ya know who cares. I mean when writing you consider your audience. this isn't some research paper i'm preparing for the house of reps, so chill out big guy.

Jan 25, 2004 03:44

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelled

spell1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spl)
v. spelled, or spelt (splt) spell·ing, spells
v. tr.
To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
To constitute the letters of (a word): These letters spell animal.
To add up to; signify: Their unwise investment could spell financial ruin.

Either one works according to www.dictionary.com

Jan 25, 2004 04:04

man flame wars here are getting pathetic.....if its come down to spelling and dictionary.com you guys suck......

Jan 25, 2004 04:10

I wasn't flaming, SJ, I was correcting sky on his correction---at least showing him that dictionary.com said that it was okay either way.

Jan 25, 2004 08:13

I understand yours, but Xenocide's was rather lame....

Jan 25, 2004 14:23

Nova wrote:
I wasn't flaming, SJ, I was correcting sky on his correction---at least showing him that dictionary.com said that it was okay either way.

you missed my whole point i see Nova. I consider this Forum informal. If it was formal I might give a damn about spelling and punctuation.

Jan 25, 2004 15:28

skywalker wrote:
Xenocide wrote:
skywalker wrote:

I have to give the credit to Min. I wasn't genious enough to think of that alone

You spelled "genius wrong."

Oh, and I thought the joke was funny.

I did spell genius wrong, but you used spelled incorrectly. In the past participle it should be spelt. ya know who cares. I mean when writing you consider your audience. this isn't some research paper i'm preparing for the house of reps, so chill out big guy.

And then both of you caught the biggest mistake of all: only the word "genius" should have been in quotation marks. Sky didn't spell "genius wrong" at all, he spelled "genius" wrong. :)

Jan 25, 2004 20:12

I could really care less about spelling and no, I didn't miss your point. I was simply saying that it could go either way, I didn't say that your point was wrong. I agree, spelling shouldn't matter just as long as you get your point across easily.

Jan 25, 2004 21:07

Since we're on a roll here, it's 'I couldn't care less' ; not 'I could care less.'

hehe :D :D :D

Jan 25, 2004 21:58

Why don't all of you go to a school and see if you can be English teachers!

Jan 25, 2004 22:27

Oh no, you really hurt our feelings there. Whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean.

Jan 25, 2004 23:36

I think Sky knew I was just joking when I corrected him. Don't you guys know there is a difference between flaming and joking? It was all in good fun.

Jan 25, 2004 23:38

Mad Scout wrote:
skywalker wrote:
Xenocide wrote:
skywalker wrote:

I have to give the credit to Min. I wasn't genious enough to think of that alone

You spelled "genius wrong."

Oh, and I thought the joke was funny.

I did spell genius wrong, but you used spelled incorrectly. In the past participle it should be spelt. ya know who cares. I mean when writing you consider your audience. this isn't some research paper i'm preparing for the house of reps, so chill out big guy.

And then both of you caught the biggest mistake of all: only the word "genius" should have been in quotation marks. Sky didn't spell "genius wrong" at all, he spelled "genius" wrong. :)

Gah! You caught me!

and i thot i wuz smart.

Jan 26, 2004 00:23

Xenocide wrote:
I think Sky knew I was just joking when I corrected him. Don't you guys know there is a difference between flaming and joking? It was all in good fun.

no, actually I thought you were being a gd dick. I wouldn't have wasted my time responding if i thought it was a joke. Ok? Big guy.

Jan 26, 2004 00:34

skywalker wrote:
Xenocide wrote:
I think Sky knew I was just joking when I corrected him. Don't you guys know there is a difference between flaming and joking? It was all in good fun.

no, actually I thought you were being a gd dick. I wouldn't have wasted my time responding if i thought it was a joke. Ok? Big guy.

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