A lot of comedy happens on irc, and I thought I should start a thread where we can share the lols.
I'll put some up later.
<bearo> fuxin friskies cat food commercials in irc, what kind of crowd is this? bunch of pussies?
said in game but funny none the less.
17:46 - Message to all from *NoObLeT: if you gonna spike bases I wopnt even play
jiNx-> map was a big crap aswell
<jiNx-> lets just call me the winner
<hellscrm> u won that like a 5 cent crack whore won crabs
<jiNx-> so i did
<jiNx-> like a pity fuck?
hellscrm> i guess the union jack wouldnt be the same without the blue though ...
<jiNx-> nope
<jiNx-> somehow scots and northern irish get more flag time than st george
<hellscrm> more flag time?
<hellscrm> st george is the one thats put on top
<jiNx-> the blue bit and the diagonal cross
<hellscrm> just to re-affirm whos boss
<jiNx-> yeah
<jiNx-> kind of like
<jiNx-> 'sorry about the rape and opression'
<jiNx-> have some more flag space
<hellscrm> heh
<hellscrm> but we'll still be on top
<hellscrm> ever so sorry
I knew mis-spelling 'oppression' would nip me in the bud
Sry i totally didn't get the last one...
Damn, you are already certified to teach history at retard college
Great....
....speaking from personal experience there?
heres one that made me chuckle :lol:
11:54 - Message to all from aazz: gb you are seriously fucking retarded you know that?
12:51 - Message to all from aazz: he fuels up, i make blocks, he goes to rape MY ALLY lol
I had a thread kinda like this, here is some older convos.
[13:19] Brandon: cheese curds and katchup, im in heaven.
[13:19] Fube: katchup? on cheese? u nasty motha fucka.
[13:19] Fube: like at the state fair. lets take something thats already a heartattack on a stick, and fty it.
[13:19] Fube: people are gunna love that shit
[13:20] Brandon: fty?
[13:20] Brandon: wtf is that
[13:20] Fube: fry
[13:20] Fube: i ment fry
[13:20] Brandon: oh
[13:20] Brandon: ok
[13:20] Fube: u cant read between the lines because u dip cheese in katchup
[13:20] Brandon: CURDS theres a difference.
[13:20] flad: you ever have pickle on a stick?
[13:20] Fube: i dont like pickels
[13:21] Fube: pickles
[13:21] Fube: whatever
[13:21] Brandon: I don't like pickles either
[13:21] flad: bah!
[13:21] Fube: but fried cookes....awesome
[13:22] Fube: gotta figure out a way to fry a cigarette.
[13:22] Fube: then im set for life
[13:23] Fube: lung cancer and a heart attack, thats the way i want to go
[13:23] flad: lol
[23:41] chucknorris: my buddy likes midgets
[23:41] chucknorris: because he says that the small hands make his dick look big
[23:42] Nova: Less space to er... "fill up," too.
[23:42] Fube: is it true chuck?
[23:42] chucknorris: is what true?
[23:42] Fube: that the boogy man checks under his bed for u before he gos to sleep?
[23:42] chucknorris:HAHA.
aw it was played 21st august on hellish. i dont have the log and dont think it'll be available now sorry indio :/
http://not-thebees.blogspot.com/2010/08/world-is-not-as-you-understand-it-to-be.html
Beat this:
<jhood> i buy womens magazines and rub the perfume samples on my face so i can sense what real women smell like
I can't come up with anything worse than that, hood. Well done! (lol)
More like his hole got 9 months, and divorce is always hardest on the speakers.
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<Indiana> derp
<@jhood> no truer words have been spoken, indiana
It's my stand. Stay away. I got here first.
