Funny irc moments

39:49 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: they say in starcraft if you have to handicap your oppent defines a weak player
40:21 - *ColdFinger is leaving game.
40:21 - "*ColdFinger" has quit game.

taking bases is apparently not allowed! :/

17:42 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: there is no handicap in opens
18:29 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: opens show whos better in pillwars because you dont take bases in opens

can someone help me out here i dont understand this handicap thingy??? :roll:

Kaos wrote:

can someone help me out here i dont understand this handicap thingy?

I would be happy to explain: A handicap is what happens to you when you see that "Acro requests alliance" pop-up and you hit "accept".

CF

<Spintega> ling obviously was the mvp that game
<INDIO> mvp?
<Spintega> u dont watccha ny sports?
<Spintega> any*
<INDIO> is skateing a sport?
<Spintega> i dont think i could have fashioned a more gay responce

made me lol

and mods could u stop people from derailing this thread with off topic issues plz?

31:22 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: we played like men and didn't handicap you guys
31:34 - Message to all from fube: this was a handycaped game
31:43 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: i dont think so
31:51 - Message to all from fube: then you cant count
:roll:

34:18 - Message to all from *ColdFinger: fube and money should be helping you with tips but winning is more important to them
(mid game rant. earth to cold, your the enemy) :D

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8276105/

<Kaos-> gb u suck
<Kaos-> too easy now
<lkjhg> minbot map chew toy 3.map
<+Minbot> winbolo://minhiriath.xen.prgmr.com:30832 - Chew Toy 3.map - Strict
<lkjhg> armadilo
<lkjhg> hahah
<lkjhg> I am impatient
<Kaos-> i am an armadillo because i am patient?
<Kaos-> i sit and wait because u are so predictable
<Kaos-> id be stupid not to
<lkjhg> because I am impatient
<lkjhg> I know exactly what u can do and I am just impatient on ur boring skill
<Kaos-> yes that is my point
<Kaos-> i play to your weakness
<lkjhg> hahaha
<lkjhg> I am not weak
<Kaos-> u only beat me if i make early mistakes
<lkjhg> I just like fast win
<Kaos-> otherwise ure screwed son
<lkjhg> try armadillo in ct3
<lkjhg> hahaha
<lkjhg> u have no chance
<Kaos-> easier in ct3 :)
<lkjhg> u have no chance, either if I am patient
<Kaos-> ok
<lkjhg> when I am patient, u have no chance at all
<Kaos-> toilet break then ill play
<lkjhg> so maney ececue
<lkjhg> coffee, toilet, breakfast,.......
<lkjhg> hahaha
<Kaos-> i dont do breakfast :/
<Kaos-> see
<lkjhg> minbot map chew toy 3.map
<+Minbot> winbolo://minhiriath.xen.prgmr.com:30175 - Chew Toy 3.map - Strict
<Kaos-> i give u most pills at start
<Kaos-> then i drop 6 for u
<Kaos-> and u still lose???
<Kaos-> lag?
<Kaos-> or suckage?
<Kaos-> meh
<lkjhg> cause I alwaays attack
<lkjhg> I only enjpy attack win
<lkjhg> unlike u
<Kaos-> nah coz ure not very good are you
<Kaos-> i have alot of fun playing with u tho
<lkjhg> I am much better than u
<Kaos-> sort of like noob-bashing :)
<lkjhg> more or what?\
<lkjhg> no useless chat
<Kaos-> ya 1 sec
<Kaos-> then ill teach u another lesson
<Kaos-> god u must feel like ure at school
<lkjhg> attack me and win
<lkjhg> just waut for my miestakes
<lkjhg> useless
<Kaos-> why should i when i know u r so impatient i can just wait
<Kaos-> and u will give me all youyr pills :)
<Kaos-> actually im done for now im too bored
<Kaos-> gota go to the store
<Kaos-> be back later tho
<Kaos-> for your next lesson
<lkjhg> u r a son of bitch
* lkjhg ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Kaos-> ahahahaha

Good story from Stimpy (Wendell)...

wendell one time I was on vacation in California and I hadn't fapped in over 3 1/2 weeks. My mind was filled by all these weird desires. My hotel was on the 14th floor of the building and the rooms next to me were empty. So yes, I fapped on the balcony. About midway through I got this weird idea to finish through the railing and have it rain jizz on the ground below (don't ask why). So I did and it...

wendell ...was a huge load. Little did I know that my room sat above a sidewalk. After finishing and cleaning up I got the munchies and decide to head down to the lobby to get a snack, and at the front desk there is a 20 something couple who were talking about how this bird to a massive dump on their heads and that they wanted to get the their room to clean up. I had the biggest "Oh fuck" moment of...

wendell ...my life. I still feel bad about it to this day.

lolz i saw that on reddit

Nemokrad wrote:

lolz i saw that on reddit

Me too, but I'm cool with jon thinking I was speaking in the first person.

Oh, did I jizz on your head?

<@jhood> i havent played portal, but would the concept implement well into bolo?
<@Nemokrad> portal bolo!
<Diabolo> HEKP
<Diabolo> PLEASE
<@jhood> that was such a downs syndrome thing to say, nemo.. if a cop tells says "you were speeding, im going to write you this ticket" do you just exclaim "speeding ticket!"
<@jhood> christ
<@jhood> I typed "tells says" because diabolo starting typing
<@Nemokrad> or maybe you're the one with down's