every one put funny movie quotes or dumb shit your friends say here.
Ben: hey matt whats up?
Matt: nothin
Ben: whos your girl friend.
Brian: (has long ass hair looks like a chick) u bitch u know i have a penis
Ben: really? how much was the operation?
heh drunk friends are the best.
[4:00a] <Minhiriath> holycrap
[4:00a] <Minhiriath> this is what bunnies mad at me about
[4:00a] <Minhiriath> .....
[4:00a] <Minhiriath> I just found the logfile with what he was made at me about in it ...
[4:00a] <flad19> ok
[4:00a] <flad19> lets hear it
[4:01a] <Minhiriath> naw
[4:01a] <Minhiriath> its between me and bunny
[4:01a] <Minhiriath> sorry
[4:01a] <Sticks> fuck you
[4:01a] <Sticks> you pull this shit all the time
[4:01a] <Sticks> "oh hey, I got a super interesting tidbit"
[4:01a] <Sticks> "oops too bad, fuck you all, I ain't tellin no one"
[4:02a] <Sticks> here's a tidbit
[4:02a] <Sticks> I'M SICK OF THAT SHIT
[4:02a] <Sticks> SICK OF ALL THIS CRAP
[4:02a] <Sticks> stupid women
[4:02a] <flad19> hahahahaah
[4:02a] <Sticks> you guys better get a piece of me now
[4:02a] <Sticks> 'coz for the past 2 days I've been at the top of my game
[4:03a] <Sticks> sickboy arguing with kax could not get any better than I've been
[4:03a] <Sticks> and I'm gonna burn, baby burn.. real soon
[4:05a] <Sticks> with my adreniline in tow, its time to hit up the wbn forums!
[4:05a] <Sticks> hooray!
I have a bunch of these on my site.... but here are my favorites.
Ryan - If i ever stole a cop car i would take it to a crack house.
Al - Uhh why?
Ryan - Cause they can take more bullets.
High people can be so funny
Daddio - "Who's the mother fucker throwin shit in our hood?"
Somebody was on a kick, they were somehow gettin shit into a paper bad and leavin it in the road for people to run over.. btw my mother became a pro hittin shit bags.
Carl - If they want your shoes, then damn it! give them your shoes!
Some people just live their whole lives and never have to eat at the same resturant as a *gasp* black person... heheh. (no offence, my cuz just watched the news too much and was sheltered. she thought sombody wanted to steal her shoes.)
Ryan - "I am never taking pills again, I feel like shit... Hey where did Mike go? I want to snort some ridalin."
This was at one of Brax's after school parties about 2 years ago. Never seen ryan so fucked up, he parked his bike in a tree on the way over. Then birried himself in everybodys coats and blankets till he got up and said that. (while burried nobody could find him.. we were worried till we saw a foot.)
Ben: OMG. that chicks so hot i cant skate.
Brian:u cant skate anyway u fat fuck.
Ben: hey just because i can look at my own tits dont mean i cant look at the female breast.
''said at the skate park when a hottie walked in''
Mark:lets go to the mall and glue half a 20 dollor bill to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
Ben: well because u dumbshit that would waste a 20, y dont u just say hey lets go to the mall and let people watch me wipe my ass with this 20.
Mark:yeah....i can do that but u can still spend a 20 with shit all over it.
''we actually took the 20 to get beer....just like we should have done in the first place.''
Ben: OMG. that chicks so hot i cant skate.
Brian:u cant skate anyway u fat fuck.
Ben: hey just because i can look at my own tits dont mean i cant look at the female breast.
''said at the skate park when a hottie walked in''
Mark:lets go to the mall and glue half a 20 dollor bill to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
Ben: well because u dumbshit that would waste a 20, y dont u just say hey lets go to the mall and let people watch me wipe my ass with this 20.
Mark:yeah....i can do that but u can still spend a 20 with shit all over it.
''we actually took the 20 to get beer....just like we should have done in the first place.''
holy poo! I posted 2 times....my bad
Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens Larry!?! Do you see what happens when you try to fuck a stranger in the ass!?! This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you try to fuck a stranger in the ass!
haha....The Big Labowskiy....yes.
''take tha ringer dude''
''tha what!''
''tha ringer dude...my dirty undies......tha whites.''
Ben: so....when u found out santa was fake were u pissed.
Ryan: well yeah but not in the way u think.
Ben: hows that?
Ryan: because i shot my father with a pellet gun when i was 6 because i wanted to catch santa and take all his shit.
Ben: u were gunna jack santa?! damn your a mean little shit. wtf are u doing with a pellet gun at 6 yrs old?
Ryan: santa gave it to me last X-mas.
said while chillin at the mall by the santa stand last wed the words are as i remember them..so they might be a little different but i think its funny as shit.
JAR: man...how come 14 yr old chicks look sooooo hot?
Ben: its the chicken. And dont say that again..your makeing me worried.
JAR: chicken? what do u mean chicken?
Ben: farmers inject the chickens with hormones to make them bigger. so chicks eat a lot of chicken cus of diets and shit so they get a lot of hormones....so thats y young ass chicks are gettin big ass tits and some junk in tha trunk at such a young age.
JAR:i thought it was estrogen that chicks had and not testostorone. so wouldent that make girls get all buff? i wouldent want a girl friend that could beat my ass.
Ben: first off i said hormones....and secound ....your girl friend can beat your ass.
chillin outside lookin at JAR's next door neighbor.
Greg: ''hey....am i the only guy in the world that wipes his ass and looks at the tp to make sure my ass is clean?''
Ben: na i dont think so but is it a sure thing to piss while your takeing a shit?
Mark: awww dude u guys are sick ......i just fart when im pitchin a loaf..or takin a leak........do u think somethings wrong with my spinkter cannon?
Ben: no i thinks somethings wrong with your head.
Mark: my penis is fine.
Whoa! I can't believe I forgot this one. So this happened after Frankos car was towed away at hash bash.
After wangering around in a confused state for some time the 4 or us.. Franko, Al, Braxton and I wandered into a man in the process of towing a car. After some conversation we discovered he remembered seeing his buddy towe a red ford probe. He gave us a business card and we were off to 'hiscock'. So like nobody at hash bash knew what was going on and they were offended every time Braxton or any one of us asked if they knew where to find hiscock... the normal responce was a puzled look, a pissed off look. Of course the police were in no hurry to help red eyed kids, every police man said to first 'zig then zag' (refering to zig zags) all in all it was a mess.. but funny.
Braxton: excuse me officer, can you point me in the direction of hiscock?
lol....
Oh another funny one from that day.. driving by a depot of some sort..
3 high people: Eh! Where's De-Pot man? (that got old quick... not to anybody but me i guess.)
FI HAS TO PUT TIS ON HIS SITE WITH ALL THE OTHER NEBWIE SAYINGS:
N00b: "Hey, what color are my allies?"
Me: Uhhh......red.......(i was his enemy)
N00b: (After witnessing someone else do the same) Fuck no LGM kill me
Me: (kills him)(and takes pills)
It was pretty funny....that was what happened right after he allied...then he started shooting his "enemies"......until they told him he had been tricked.....party poopers :lol:
from Gladiator:
Maximus- "The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick"
from Dune:
Maud'dib- "My name is a killing word"
from Predator
Dutch- "You're one ugly motherfucker"
from Spiderman
Uncle Ben- "With great power, comes great responsibility"
from The Breakfast Club
John- "Yo Ahab, can I bum my dubbage"
from Scarface
Tony Montana- "You wanna play rough! Huh? You wanna fuck wit me! Ok, now say hello to my lil friend!"
from Return of Jedi
Darth Vadar- "I see you have constricted a new lightsaber"
from Matrix Reloaded
Lynk- "He's doing that superman thing again"
from Ninja Scroll
Big Rock Dude- "Don't think I won't rape the dead"
from Billy Madison
Farley- "That there Veronica Vahn is one fine piece of ass. I know from experience if you know what I mean"
Sandler- "Umm, no you don't"
Farley-"Well, not me personally, but a friend of mine he and her got-it-on, wooooohooooo!"
Sandler-"No they didn't"
Farley- "Well, you could imagine what it would be like huh?? Good Great Grand!!!! No Yelling on the Bus!!!"
from Trains, Planes, and Automobiles
people in car-"You're going the wrong way!"
Candy- "Ok buddy(tips hand back as though drinking) How would they know where we're going anyway?"
Lastly, with the release of return of the king, and maddmaxx's favorite
from The Two Towers
Gollum- "Whats taters?"
Samwise- "You know po-ta-toes!, Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew."
blah blah blah "Even you couldn't resist that"
Gollum- "pfft, keep nasty chips, gives us fish, raw and wriggling"
Those are just a few of my favorites
Sky
heh...i saw the lord of the rings one......funny eww i cant belive golumm wuz gonna eat a bunny rabbit >.< :wink:
I don't recall everything, but that dialogue between Frodo and Sam at the end of Two Towers was pretty funny. Complete with watery stares.
Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"
Sky, u got it a little wrong, here is the proper version:
Sméagol: Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! Ehehe! Hohohhooo! They are young! They are tender, they are nice. Yes they are! Eat them. Eat them.
Sam: Make him sick you will, behaving like that. There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
[Sam cooks the rabbits in a pot.]
Sméagol: Argh!! What's it doing! Stupid fat hobbit. He ruins it!
Sam: What's to ruin? There's hardly any meat on them. What we need it a few good taters.
Sméagol: What's taters, Preciousss? What's taters eh?
Sam: Po-ta-toes!! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Sméagol:[Spitting] Phooh!
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Sméagol: Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!
Sam: You're hopeless.
Note that gollum says "Whats taters EH? Note that "eh". This might prove once and for all some pplz theories that gollum was once a canadian.
MaddMaxx probably played the part. Certainly annoying enough.
Ben: the 1st rule of hog club is u do not talk aobut hog club.
the 2nd rule of hog club is..........u do not talk about hog club.
3rd rule is...if shes over 200lbs do not go for it
4th rule is...bangin will go on as long as it has to...get in and get out.
5th rule is...1 man to a hog gentelmen.
6th rule is...no hoggin on your friends bed..if u bang...u bang on the floor like nice drunks
Mark: but the first rule of operation hoggin is u do not ask questions
Ben: thats more of a guide line then a rule.
Drunkin conversation at party last sat. now we all know the rules...and every one strikes out at least one time so they have to resort to more of the endangerd species.
nah, i didn't play the part *cries*, but i have seen the first movie 45 times (extended, and this is no joke!)
Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness
Ash: "Good, Evil. im the one with the gun"
Simpsons
Homer Simpsons: "Hello, My name is MR.burns, I belive you have a letter for me.
some guy: Ok Mr burns, what is your first name?
Homer: .....I don't know."
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