Not got a funny film quote for you but my ex girlfriend did once say something really stupid to me one time.
We got onto the subject of dolphins and when I said that they are often considered to be the second most intelligent creatures on earth she replied by saying, " I wonder what the most intelligent creature is... oh I know it must be dogs"
Just proves that women certainly ain't the most intelligent of the species, they probably come right down low on the thinking food chain :) Mind you, the girl I was with was a few jam sandwiches short of a picnic
Ess-K :twisted:
more of my fav movie quotes
Forest Gump:
Forest- "Jenny's Father was a very loving man, always kissin and touchin Jenny"
Jenny- "Forest come pray with me. I wish I was a bird so i could fly far far away"
Kindergaten Cop:
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
Braveheart:
William Wallace- "fight and you will die, run and you will live, at least for a while. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing, to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemy, that the may take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!"
Austin Powers:
Austin- "Do I make you horny Baby?"
Tommy Boy:
Tommy- "Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat"
Richard- "Take it off dickhead, I'm serious"
Tommy- "Richard, whats happening (tear) uh oh."
Meet the Parents:
Delivery guy- "Gaylord M. Focker?"
Gregg- "Yeah, thats me."
DeNiro- "I thought you're name was Gregg?"
Gregg- "It is"
Delivery Guy- "That's not what it says on the form."
Gregg- "I know that's my legal name, nobody has called me that since third grade."
Deniro's son- "Wait wait wait, so your name is Gay Focker (laughing) It's not a normal name ya know."
I was watching Undercover Brother with my family with Eddie Griffin starring. At the beginning, Eddie's singing to some song and you cna see his teeth. My dad's immediate reaction was to say: "He's got extra teeth, don't he?"
More dumb stuff: First time I went to see ROTK, at the very beginning where you see Smeagol fishing and you see him holding a worm in front of his face, some guys behind me were all, "Hurr hurr, eat it!" I stood up, dropped my pants and yelled "Eat this, bitches or shut the fuck up!" Oh, wait, that was only daydreaming. The things a man can do in his mind...[/url]
I don't judge all girls as the same weezy, my current girlfriend is actually quite intelligent. I can hold a conversation with this one, unlike my previous one who was a complete doughnut :lol:
I'm not saying all of the ladeez are stupid but there are a few out there and they can say some pretty funny things. The male of the species isn't always the sharpest knife in the box either, I just can't think of any quotes worthy of posting just now.
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"Whats behind every successful black man?"
"...The police?"
Don't know if anyone will remember this one...From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:
Sundance: "Use enough dynamite there Butch?"
-DAllen
Sky, maybe sticks meant that the cops are there to clear the 'white trash' out of the black dude's way. :D
Undercover Brother was good, Sticks.
"In yo face! Skinny black idiot--Hey!"
family guy:
Pete's son: what would you do if I said I was gonna quit scouts?
Pete: First I'd say "come again?", the I'd laugh because I said "Come"
(think about it for a while...you'll get it)
I could quote family guy all day, however to save myself time.... i think you all should go watch every season of family guy.
what about the Simpsons weez??
My favorite episode was with the swear jar. Anytime Bart or Homer cursed they had to put money into a jar. One scene from the show. This may not be exactly correct.
Homer is outside working on a new dog shed
(homer holding a nail in place while swinging a hammer misses and hits his thumb)
Homer: Fudge, thats broken. (steps away and steps on a nail thats sticking ip from a 2x4) Tiddily dee, that's going to require a tetnus shot.
I have cried watching this one scene repeated times; however, i was a freshman in college at the time and smoked a lot of weed. So maybe it's only funny too me.
Also for any Saturday Night Live fans remember Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts. I also cry from hearing and reading those. check em out
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
here is an example:
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I laughed after this interaction:
[00:43] <Knight> lemme in
[00:43] <underdog> get in
[00:43] <Knight> ah
[00:43] <Knight> ok what map?
[00:43] <underdog> pawnybot.winbolo.us:27526
[00:44] <stimpy> the one yer beggin to join dumb fuck
Well, I have this friend who always says "just kidding" , after practiaclly everything (you suck! just kidding...) and today, when he crashed into a wall hes like, just kidding, which was funyn enuf, then i said to him, "why do you always say "just kdding?" "because your gay! just kidding..." lol... also, ive got some funny pool stories. for starters, we always go to the teen center at pearkes (recreation place) and you can play pool there, videogames, listen to music, and listen to ppl do crappy karioke, and pla foozeball, airhockey, ect. anway, for starters, we never put the balls in a triangle when breaking. we put em in the shape of a man (kinna like an lgm) then break my shooting the guy between the legs...and trevor, the just kidding guy, was playing william, and trevor got to break, and you know what he did? he hit the white ball right into the corner pocket, without touching the other balls, which was funny as hell. he also constantly hits the ball on it bottomside, so it bouncesof the table often hitting ppl and objects.....silly silly....oh and i almost forgot, and i nearly laughed my ass off when lynden said this (he plys winbolo btw):
odd kid: (comes up to him in hallway) i dont care if you think my bikes crap, because as long as it works i can ride it , so i dont care about what you say.
lynden: wow. im going to remember this day for the rest of my life. that kid didnt care that i thought his bike sucked. im gonng treasure this moment for the rest of my life.
..it was soooo fucking funny da way he said it, btw, ppl, feel free ta keep postin funny moments!
damn i remember starting this thread. Its still going? Nice
''Im Rick James ...bitch''
(walking around albertsons. {store)
Ben= ok im rdy to go now lets check out.
Brendon=no...lets keep walking around,......i gotta finish eating these twinkies.
'' damn man did u hear that fag...he just called me gay!!''
I was telling my sister about one of my Health teachers who'd use the word "is" instead of "are".
"Yeah, don't you hate that?" she said. "I had a teacher once who said 'Alls I'm saying is...' "
"Was he black or something?"
Without even really thinking about it, she quickly shot back with, "No, he's just dumb."
--Nova
