Fav. movie quotes or dumb stuff your friends say.

my favorite quote: "Hey look man, it's Reveen!" from trailer park boys the movie.

haha...i used to do this when i was younger.

Ben: Adam do u remember the mail man?

Adam: yeah we used to fuck that guy up.

Brandon: what do u mean?!

Ben: well the mail man used to come to the hood at cirtian times so we would make sure the timeing was right...then what u do is u take a cat and stick him in there. then u get some black cats and rig a good fuse to it. as he is getting closer to the box u set off the cats. its kinda like shakin a cat up in a pillow case and letin him free on your sister. anyway right as the mail dude gets there he opens up the mail box and here comes a pissed off crazy cat fuckin him up...................it was great.

brandon:u guys are sick.

Adam: yeah but with out guys like us in the world...it would be a boring...boring place huh?.

Ben: hell yeah.

I saw Airplane last weekend. It has some incredible scenes.

"Surely you must be joking!"
"I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirly."

"Captain the fog is getting thicker!"
random man jumps next to a fat man, shakes his belly and says,
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

Also, that whole flashback in the beggining with the two girl scouts fighting in the bar was hilarious.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Morgan: I have rights ya know
Sheriff: Yeah, you got rights alright (snickers)
Sheriff: So, where were you headed anyway?
Morgan: Skynard concert
Sheriff: See, we have something in common, I like skynard too
Sheriff: So, what you gonna do with your tickets-now, hotshot?
Morgan:you can have 'em
Sheriff: is that bribery?

Sheriff takes his whiskey bottle and smashes Morgan in the face.

Sheriff:Ha ha ha, now we got something else in common.
Morgan spits out his front teeth(covered in blood) into the palms of his hands. Sheriff pulls out his false teeth.

kewlkidbrent is going to invade these forums! 8)

I had to post this somewhere.

Last night I had a few friends over, we drank beer, etc etc... Anyways I use realplayer to play any media I have downloaded. My friend wanted to hear a song. So I told him to play whatever he wanted too. After about five minutes he looks at me and says,"wtf dude how does this work?" I look at him and see he has the ps2 controller in his hand. I fell to the ground, couldn't breathe, cried, etc etc...

Trainspotting:
Spud wakes up at girlfriends house 'EH!?' :shock:

Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: Shut up!

Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a sword at me, they'd put me away.

"Oh there's more than werewolves in those woods, boy. You can be sure of that."

Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floatin' home. :)

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

mmmmm, assssss.

from outcold:

Stumpy-say pigpen you ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms?

Pigpen-what, are they good?

Stumpy-Di'doknow

(sam takein a piss outside while spitting some of what he knows.)


sam: Chicks dude?...let me tell u something about chicks....they get with u and say they wanna bang...... but wait long enough to see if u have hiv. they dont trust u...and when u give it to em....they just say forget it..i dont want penis they say!...id rather have money.....oooo shit, i just noticed i pissed in my moms empty flower pot. shes gunna be mad as hell.



Bad Santa:Guard: thoughts pants are kinda baggy what u got under there?

Santa: my dick...wanna see?

:idea:
Picked this up from a Yes interview online before going to their concert (which kicked ass if i dare say so me-self)

"I wanted to be a fireman-- I don't anymore-- But there was a couple of things that brought me off: I'm frightened of fire and I don't like water. So I decided perhaps wasn't a great career move"
-Rick Wakeman

Yes stuff:
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/netcal/?netcal=1004

then there's 50 1st dates

ula: sharks are naturally peaceful
dude: oh really, how did you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: oh, a shark bit me

kid: what's wrong with that turtle?
Sandler: He has lung problems because he smokes too much turtle weed...
which is bad for you, right Ula?
Ula: [smiling] what? I no smoke weed

Sandler regains consciousness
Ula : your ball hooked into that cart over there and hit you in the head. it was frickin hilarious
kid1: who's Lucy?
kid2: and what's up with your nipples?

Sandler: sweet dreams, hopefully dry ones

on that note, I believe that's about it 8)

8)oh I got one:
From my european vacation
Mike: if I had a restaurant, I wouldnt even get my own toothpicks... I'd steal them from other restaurants :roll:
Dave [trying hard not to laugh]: you should see him with a .50 euro. If there's one on the ground he literally dives for it
Zach[laughing]: mike, you're a douchebag
Me: On the overnight train, he said "I'll sing you 4 songs for a Euro"
Dave: Mike thinks he's a jukebox.... Jew-box
Me: that's a good one. but as another Jew and on behalf of the entire Jewish community... shut the fuck up. you ARE the stereotype. no other Jew is like.... oh man
Me[starting to laugh again]: a French family opened their house up to you [all of us in the delegation], gave you food, shelter, kindness, and what do you say?
"oh they were ok, but they were French"
All of us[laughing our asses off]: you truely are a douchebag

that my friends is why nobody on your planet likes Americans

From the Jerk
Steve Martin: I was born a poor black child


sidenote: many agree that the funniest way to start a movie is by having a middle aged white guy say that

From Spaceballs
Lord Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine :shock:

From homestarrunner.com
Strongbad: somebody get this frickin duck away from me!

From my trip to Europe
Clark: Interesting, the airliner seems to have given us Tubular Donuts,
which would also be an awesome name for a rock band

:mrgreen:

wow, i think this is the longest thread that stayed on track.

Lucas: u kno, that really sucks. but i do have good news
me: ya, like what?
Lucas: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by swithcing to geico

just the way he says it it'll cheer anyone up



jason#8

TEN THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF -BY ADAM SANDLER

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

The pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you cant eat?

When people say "Its always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after youve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that? No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there.

The radio ad "Hi, Im Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Dont drink and drive. I dont" Well, I hope you dont drive sober either Mr. Healey. Youre blind for Gods sake!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didnt really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?"

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If its new,then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!



hehehhehe :lol:

Fry: Slurm [soft drink] is made out of people!
Leela: Actually they already have that. It's called Soilent Cola
Fry: Oh. How does it taste?
Leela: It varies from person to person

person one-'' i cant shit...i need an enema or something.''
person 2- ''enemas suck..i dont like anything up my ass''
person one-''ass!....holyshit....i thought it was a big ass pill....do i need to go to the hospital?''

this....is a prime example y u need to read instructions before using shit.

don't get it :?

from spike tv's most extreme elimination challenge:

motel 69; we'll leave the red light on

last meals on wheels; dinner service for inmates of deathrow

hehe mxc has some pretty funny shit too....

Damn, I wish I still had all those old Garbage Pail Kids cards. Those things were awesome.

There were more mxc quotes, but I couldn't remember them when I posted. either way, my favorite quote will always be "what the fuck?!?!"
:mrgreen: